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Programming Javascript Frontend Backend Webdev

1 year ago 366,265 views 1 shares

Full-End Developer

full-stack-memes, frontend-memes, backend-memes, developer-memes, web-development-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When you tell people you're a "full-stack" developer, but really it's just you doing twice the work with half the expertise in each area. The top image shows the clean split between frontend and backend roles, while the bottom reveals the disheveled reality of trying to juggle both simultaneously. Nothing says "I make poor life choices" quite like voluntarily signing up to be mediocre at everything instead of good at one thing.

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