But Now You Get Money For This

You spent 15 years learning design patterns, scalability, error handling, and the subtle art of not crying during production incidents. Meanwhile, little Timmy just asked an AI to build his fifth CRUD app this week and thinks he's the next Zuckerberg. That forced smile says "That's nice, sweetie" while internally screaming about the complete absence of input validation, security considerations, or any concept of what happens when more than three users hit the thing simultaneously. Sure, it works on localhost. Everything works on localhost. Wait until Thanksgiving when he asks you to help deploy it and you discover it's storing passwords in plaintext.

Content La Unity am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.

Content Unsolicited Dick Pics VS. Tasteful Consentual Photos A B A B "8D" would you like to see my penis? yes! 4 4 ACK "8D" ACK "it's very nice" ACK "thank you" ACK EIN FIN ACK

Content Girlfriend Compiler X Spends all your money X Needs a lot of effort to get X Takes hours to get ready X Does not want to tell you the problem X Breaks up with you Is helpful at your job apt-get install g Needs a few seconds to run Tells you exactly what and at which line the problem is Allows you to set breakpoints

Content Does he bite? No, but he can hurt you in other ways. Most programming memes only make sense if you are a bad programmer

Content Me Coding Anyone who happens to see me: Wouldn't that make you A HACKER?!