The Side Project Three Secret

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The Side Project Three Secret

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When normal people talk about "free time activities," they're thinking about hiking or Netflix. Developers? We just switch programming languages. Nothing says "relaxation" quite like abandoning your half-finished Node.js project to start a new one in Rust. It's like taking a vacation, except you're still staring at a screen and questioning your life choices at 3 AM.

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