Mental Wellness Takes The Plunge

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Mental Wellness Takes The Plunge

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That moment when your mental wellness is doing a spectacular belly flop off the waterslide while your project deadlines just sit there sipping coffee, completely unmoved by your suffering. The code won't write itself, but your sanity is definitely writing its resignation letter. Seven sprints in and the burnout is real, but those JIRA tickets keep multiplying like rabbits with a productivity fetish. Management's solution? "Let's add a wellness channel in Slack!" Yeah, that'll fix everything.

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