Mental Wellness Takes The Plunge

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The ultimate programmer pickup line that makes everyone else's flirting attempts look like deprecated code! This gem cleverly plays on Git terminology where "commit" means both pushing code changes to a repository AND making a relationship official. The double entendre is absolutely *chef's kiss* for devs who spend more time with repositories than with actual humans. Guaranteed to either land you a date or trigger a merge conflict with their personal boundaries.

Oh. My. GAWD. This is Bitcoin mining in its purest form—the world's most RIDICULOUS lottery! Imagine being asked to guess a number between 1 and 10^22 (that's a 1 with TWENTY-TWO zeros after it, sweetie). The odds are so astronomically against you that you'd have better chances of finding a bug-free code on the first try! 💅 What makes this ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL is that this is literally how mining works! Your fancy mining rigs are just glorified random number guessers, burning enough electricity to power a small country while playing the world's worst guessing game. And for what? The CHANCE to win 3.125 BTC and validation from the blockchain gods! The "Sounds good" guy with his mining farm is all of us thinking we're going to strike it rich with our pathetic hash rates. Honey, you'd have better luck teaching JavaScript to a goldfish!

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