When your game code doubles as relationship management software. Apparently lunch with Fern warrants complete destruction, while Rhode gets the "Do Nothing" treatment. The comments asking "Have we already done this?" and "Who did we go to lunch with?" suggest this developer's memory is as reliable as their version control. Nothing says "professional game development" quite like using array indices to track your social life and enemies list. Somewhere, a code reviewer is quietly updating their resume.
When Your Game Logic Handles Your Social Calendar
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