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Fullstack Developer: The Weather App Edition

5 hours ago 45.2K views 0 shares

Fullstack Developer: The Weather App Edition

When your "fullstack" resume consists of a weather app that fetches data from an API and displays it without any styling. The bare minimum functionality with localhost:8000 proudly displayed in the URL bar is the digital equivalent of saying "I know karate" after watching one YouTube tutorial. The classic "it works on my machine" energy radiates from this masterpiece of technical minimalism.

Python And Scalability In The Same Sentence

Python Devops Programming Backend

16 hours ago 124.0K views 0 shares

Python And Scalability In The Same Sentence

That visceral reaction when someone dares to mention Python and scalability together! Python's GIL (Global Interpreter Lock) is basically the relationship counselor that says "one thread at a time, please" - making true parallelism about as realistic as finishing a project before the deadline. Sure, you can use multiprocessing, but at that point you're just spawning separate Python instances like tribbles on a starship. The background presentation ironically warns about "investing in new frameworks without validating the problem first" while Python devs are frantically trying to AsyncIO their way out of performance bottlenecks. It's the language equivalent of bringing a butter knife to a gunfight and insisting it's actually a Swiss Army knife.

Junior Dev Vs Websocket

Debugging Webdev Networking Javascript Programming

1 day ago 116.5K views 0 shares

The sad Pepe frog in monk robes staring at a gun is basically the spiritual journey of every dev who's battled WebSockets. After 6 hours of "connection refused" errors and Stack Overflow threads from 2013, you start contemplating alternative career paths. The dark truth we veterans know: sometimes it's not your code, it's not the server, it's just WebSockets being WebSockets. The universe's way of teaching you humility through persistent connection failures.

Front-End Wizard: Smartwatch Edition

Frontend Webdev Agile Programming Backend

8 days ago 141.5K views 1 shares

When your boss demands to ship the app before the frontend is ready, so you just slap a smartwatch UI on it and call it a day. Nothing says "enterprise-ready solution" like checking your steps while also managing your database! That battery at 71% is more charged than the developer's will to live after this release. The best part? Some poor user is now navigating your entire backend with nothing but a rotating bezel and two buttons. Innovation at its finest—or desperation at its most creative.

When The Site Doesn't Allow Special Characters In The Password

Security Webdev Programming Frontend Backend

9 days ago 121.0K views 0 shares

When The Site Doesn't Allow Special Characters In The Password

That intense staredown when you realize the security "expert" who banned special characters from passwords is the same person preaching about password strength. Nothing says "secure" like forcing users to use Password123 instead of P@$$w0rd! The worst part? They'll still have the audacity to blame you when there's a breach. "Should've used a stronger password!" Yeah, with what characters exactly? The five you allowed?

Frontend Paradise, Backend Apocalypse

Backend Webdev Programming Frontend

12 days ago 213.5K views 0 shares

The eternal duality of web development in one perfect image! Frontend: peaceful meadows, sunshine, and joyful baby-lifting. Backend: EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE, systems collapsing, and you're still expected to hold that baby up without dropping it. This is why backend devs look so stressed during standups. They're battling server demons and database gremlins while frontend folks debate if that button should be #3498db or #2980b9 blue. Yet somehow both are essential—the digital equivalent of "business in the front, apocalypse in the back."

Backend Devs Fixing Frontend Issues

Backend Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend

13 days ago 160.4K views 0 shares

Nothing screams "backend developer energy" like slapping a digital clock onto an analog one and calling it a day. This is the physical manifestation of that commit you push at 5:59 PM on Friday with the comment "quick UI fix, don't review too closely." The backend mindset in its purest form: functionality over form, and hey—it technically works! Who cares if your solution looks like it was implemented with duct tape and a prayer? Ship it!

Job Site In Progress: The Web Development Food Chain

Backend Webdev Programming Frontend

13 days ago 148.9K views 0 shares

Job Site In Progress: The Web Development Food Chain

The perfect visualization of web development hierarchy. The back-end is just a bunch of folks cooking up solutions in giant cauldrons over open flames, probably muttering incantations about database optimization. Meanwhile, the front-end is this polished restaurant where everything looks pristine and organized. And then there's the APIs – fancy waitstaff in bow ties who just transfer stuff between the chaos in the kitchen and the elegant dining room, judging everyone silently while doing absolutely nothing to improve the actual food. Classic software architecture in its natural habitat.

Coming Back To Bootstrap After Using Tailwind

Frontend Webdev Programming Backend

16 days ago 153.6K views 0 shares

Coming Back To Bootstrap After Using Tailwind

The emotional trauma of a backend developer forced to navigate CSS frameworks is beautifully captured here. After venturing into Tailwind's utility-first approach with its 9,736 tiny classes, our poor dev crawls back to Bootstrap's comforting pre-built components like a wounded soldier returning from battle. The fetal position really sells the existential crisis of someone who can build scalable microservices but is utterly defeated by trying to center a div. It's the CSS equivalent of "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

Added "Security"

Security AI Javascript Programming Databases

16 days ago 176.5K views 0 shares

Ah yes, the pinnacle of security: "Let me just ask this AI if your SQL injection attack looks suspicious." It's like putting a security guard at the bank entrance who needs to call his mom before deciding if the guy in the ski mask with a gun is a threat. The best part is storing the DB credentials right there in plain text. Nothing says "enterprise-grade security" like exposing your entire database to anyone who can read code.

The Real Reason Behind Onion Architecture

Programming Debugging Databases Backend

17 days ago 194.1K views 0 shares

The Real Reason Behind Onion Architecture

The truth finally revealed by a battle-scarred architect! Onion Architecture isn't named for its elegant layers of separation and dependency flow. Nope. It's named for the tears you'll shed when some junior dev decides that direct database access from the UI layer is "more efficient." Nothing says "architectural integrity" like finding repository implementations scattered across 47 different projects because "inheritance was too complicated." The real layers of the onion are just varying depths of developer suffering.

The Tech Popularity Contest

Backend Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

19 days ago 123.4K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD! The eternal tech hierarchy in one glorious image! 💅 Backend code is just standing there like some mysterious brooding figure that nobody sees or appreciates. Meanwhile, Frontend code is being absolutely WORSHIPPED by the masses with photos and grabby hands because it's all pretty and visible. And then there's the User Interface just BEAMING with pride like "Look at me, I'm the REAL star of this show!" The AUDACITY! Backend developers everywhere are screaming into their mechanical keyboards right now!

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