The Hierarchy Of Developer Recognition

Content Testing SOAP API's 20 Years Ago "now that ive written custom xml object mappers for all these api endpoints i can finally ask my mom to get off the phone to send this SOAP request" Testing REST API's now "I press red green yellow buttons on swagger ui, redocly, scalar, postman etc"

Content G Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor HIl- 1 fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xpp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck O gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

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The unholy fusion of dog and ostrich is the perfect mascot for modern coding—front-end looking majestic while the backend is just winging it. "It gets most of its code from StackOverflow" hits way too close to home for anyone who's ever built a "custom solution" by stitching together 17 different answers from 2014. And that smug little "ChatGPT is a better programmer than you" caption? Pure psychological warfare. The real joke is we're all just three keyboard shortcuts away from being replaced by an AI that learned to code by scraping the same StackOverflow posts we did. The circle of technical debt is complete!

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Content when you merge your code with master and everything breaks Well yes, have mascacred my boy but it's Rewind time.