The Oxford Dictionary Of Developer Truth

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The Oxford Dictionary Of Developer Truth

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The dictionary definition we all feared but never admitted. Turns out "full stack" just means you've successfully convinced HR you can fumble your way through both sides of the application. It's that special talent of being equally mediocre at everything instead of exceptionally bad at just one thing. Job security through diversified incompetence.

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