The Grass Is Always Greener (And Buggier)

Content Sebastin Ramrez tiangolo I saw a job post the other day. It required 4 years of experience in FastAPI. I couldn't apply as I only have 1.5 years of experience since I created that thing. Maybe it's time to re-evaluate that "years of experience skill level". C

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Content "I'm on the last bug" Reports Local Software Developer B McGraw February 20, 2022 - Articles Coding, Debugging, Humor, News, Software 20 Feb 2022 Atlanta, GA: According to a local software developer, there should only be one more bug in the code before everything's working perfectly. John Walters, the lead software developer on the software development has been fixing up a buggy code base for several months now. "I just got on this program after the last guy quit for a better job and was told to debug this dude's 3,000 line C program," John reported.

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