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The first panel shows the face of resignation we all wear when starting yet another YouTube coding tutorial. You're already mentally preparing for the inevitable "but it works on my machine" moment when your code crashes spectacularly. Then comes the second panel – that moment of pure shock when the code actually runs . No dependency hell. No version mismatches. No mysterious errors from packages that were updated yesterday. Just... working code? It's like finding a unicorn in your backyard. The shock isn't from failure – it's from success against all statistical probability. Your brain simply doesn't know how to process this violation of the universal constants.

The perfect confession doesn't exi— That moment when you casually nuke an entire database with a single command and then have to explain yourself in the most professional "I messed up but I'm still employable" way possible. The real hero here is the 5-second pause before responding. That's where the developer frantically Googled "how to recover dropped database" and "jobs in different industry" simultaneously. Prisma migrations: because sometimes you just want to watch the world burn without leaving your terminal. At least they owned up to choosing the "nuclear option" — which is developer speak for "I could have done this carefully, but decided chaos was more efficient."

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Who has time to READ DOCUMENTATION? Are you KIDDING ME?! Life's too short to understand WHY something broke when you can just carpet bomb your entire codebase with console.log("HERE") , console.log("WHY GOD WHY") , and the ever-eloquent console.log("AAAAAAAHHHHH") ! The sheer ECSTASY when one of your 47 random debug statements finally reveals the problem is practically BETTER THAN CAFFEINE. Documentation is for people with patience and dignity—two things I sacrificed to the coding gods YEARS ago! 💅