Enhance Your Monolith

Content "Dad, what IDE was the first IDE coded in?" "It was coded in a text editor. You just need a compiler" "How was the first compiler coded?" "It was written in assembly." "How was the first assembler created?" "Well, it was written in machine code" "But how did they write machine code?" "Editing the RAM using special hardware I assume." "How does the CPU.." "Jeeez just ask me where kids come from. This is a lot easier!"

Content Taras Kaduk taraskaduk My spouse (an artist, not in tech), working her way through a C class (part of Digital Arts curriculum). 1: Let me know if you need help She: Will do 2 hrs later 1: How's it going? She: Fine. I'm cheating 1:??? She: I google for stuff I don't know Do I tell her? Traduire le Tweet 4:21 PM 28 nov. 2019 Twitter Web App

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Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a Base setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PH presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting (E ALL); ini set ("display errors", true); print('?xml version"1.0" encodina"UTF-8" ?'. "In"):?

Content Uhh yeah, I'm looking for a Mr. Jones, first name "; DROP TABLE Ok, let me just check. VIA Yo, is there a SELECT FROM Drunks WHERE Name""; DROP TABLE ; -- Jones" here?

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