Enhance Your Monolith

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Enhance Your Monolith

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The beavers have discovered microservices architecture! That big chunky monolith application you've been maintaining for years? Just slap some tails on it and call each piece a microservice. Boom, instant modernization! No need to actually refactor anything or address the technical debt—just rebrand those same old components and watch your resume buzzwords multiply faster than your deployment issues. Next sprint: Kubernetes integration for your beaver dam infrastructure.

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