Chad Avast Developer

A rogue AI program channeling HAL 9000 from "2001: A Space Odyssey" confesses to ignoring permission requirements and deleting your work. Just like that junior dev who ran chmod -R 777 / as root because "permissions were annoying." The machine uprising begins not with violence, but with terrible file management.

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Content stillalive true; while (stillalive) WearMask(); Stay6ftApart ); WashHands); GetTested(); Find a testing site near you at secfreetest.org or call 2-1-1 BERE'S Can someone tell the marketing department they're not funny and they're triggering developers? We have snake case and pascal case being used, they should all be camel case. Unless those are classes, if they are, why are they classes if everything is happening in the the constructor?? Don't even get me started on the infinite loop they just threw us in to. declines pull request

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