Age verification Memes

Imagine running a simple ls command on your Downloads folder and getting hit with age verification! The terminal's like "Sorry buddy, can't show you your own files without proper ID." Next thing you know, you'll need two-factor authentication just to check what's in your homework directory and a background check to run rm -rf . The UK Online Safety Act getting implemented at the filesystem level is the dystopian command line we never asked for. Sudo make me a sandwich? More like sudo verify-you're-old-enough-for-sandwich!