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Make Age The Main Identifier
Databases Security Programming Backend
11 days ago 108.2K views 0 shares
Make Age The Main Identifier
When your database schema is so bad that you're using age as a primary key. Because apparently, birthdays are more unique than usernames! Bonus points for the error message implying there's only ONE 17-year-old allowed on the platform. That dev probably also stores passwords in plaintext and thinks SQL injection is a new energy drink.

Github Vewification Uw U
Rust Webdev Git Programming Python
20 days ago 173.3K views 0 shares
Github Vewification Uw U
The GitHub mascot (Octocat) has gone full UwU mode with a trans flag, demanding age verification before you can view Rust code! The button choices are pure gold: "I'm 18+ (show me the trans code)" or "I'm under 18 (take me to Python)" - implying Rust is somehow the "adult" language while Python is for kids. The repository name "fursona-machine-rs" with "tail-call-optimization" is the chef's kiss of programming innuendo. Systems programming apparently requires parental guidance now!

When The Age Check Says No, But The Game Still Says Yes
Security Gamedev Programming Testing Frontend
2 months ago 152.9K views 0 shares
When The Age Check Says No, But The Game Still Says Yes
The perfect representation of Steam's age verification system! Steam asks if you're old enough to view mature content, you click "Yes" despite being 12, and Steam just... lets you right in. No ID check, no credit card verification—just pure digital trust in an era of zero trust architecture. It's basically the digital equivalent of a bouncer asking for ID and then immediately stepping aside when you say "trust me bro, I'm totally 18."

Terminal Asks For ID Before Showing Downloads
Bash Security Programming Linux
2 months ago 180.4K views 0 shares
Terminal Asks For ID Before Showing Downloads
Imagine running a simple ls command on your Downloads folder and getting hit with age verification! The terminal's like "Sorry buddy, can't show you your own files without proper ID." Next thing you know, you'll need two-factor authentication just to check what's in your homework directory and a background check to run rm -rf . The UK Online Safety Act getting implemented at the filesystem level is the dystopian command line we never asked for. Sudo make me a sandwich? More like sudo verify-you're-old-enough-for-sandwich!