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Ah, the classic "how to become a hacker" fantasy where knowing Vim is somehow equivalent to martial arts. This satirical masterpiece mocks those cringe-worthy "elite hacker" guides by combining actual technical concepts (DNS, root zones) with absurdly theatrical nonsense. The author brilliantly escalates from "learn Vim" to an international conspiracy involving the ICANN key holders (who are real, by the way), then devolves into a fever dream where Linux fanboys throw penguin-shaped ninja stars while Darude's Sandstorm plays dramatically in the background. My favorite part? The Nokia 3310 nunchucks—because nothing says "elite hacker" like weaponizing indestructible phones from 2000. It's basically what happens when someone watches Mr. Robot after chugging five Red Bulls and falling asleep with their mechanical keyboard as a pillow.

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OH MY GOD! 😱 Someone just committed a file called "Simplify SECURITY.md" to the repo! That's like putting up a neon sign saying "HACKERS WELCOME!" 🚪🔓 When your coworker casually pushes "simplify security" to production, every sysadmin in a 10-mile radius gets heart palpitations! Next commit: "passwords.txt - just made it easier to remember guys!" 💀 Security teams everywhere are screaming internally right now. "Simplify security" is just corporate speak for "I disabled all the firewalls because they were slowing down my downloads." 🔥