technology Memes

You Vs The Guy She Told You Not To Worry About

youVsTheGuySheToldYouNotToWorryAbout | tech-memes, technology-memes, terminal-memes, version-memes, windows-memes, shell-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes, wifi-memes, kernel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Technology Is Just Atool

technologyIsJustATool | developer-memes, software-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, software developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] nasserjunior Remember..you are a Software Developer not a Rails Developer The market is reall 4 toughfcr Rails Developers Technology is just a tool A software developer should be able to use any of them as long as he knows the fundamentals No they require 5 Years experience Socanlapply to thisone dev.nasserjvnior.com

Technology Of Her Time

technologyOfHerTime | computer-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, computer science-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Ada Lovelace inventing computer science in the 1840s I'm limited by the technology of my time.

I Think You Guys Will Appreciate This

iThinkYouGuysWillAppreciateThis | programmer-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, engineer-memes, program-memes, google-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, command-memes, windows-memes, internet-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1 work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home - no AlexaGoogle Assistant - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded sun ready to shoot it If it over makes an unexpected noise

When does it stop?

When does it stop? | developer-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you spent most of your life investing in your developer skills and career but you're starting to hate technology THIS IS FiNe. made with mematic

Rip Js Devs

ripJsDevs | javascript-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, java-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, website-memes, devs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content China cracks down on Big Tech's "bloated" websites, imposing new JavaScript limits Engineers using more than the allowed number of third-party libraries will be executed, experts say Bradford Bradly Technology Editor Sun, May 5, 2024 11 min read

Opportunity Of Alifetime

opportunityOfALifetime | coding-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, java-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, maintenance-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, react-memes, git-memes, github-memes, gitlab-memes, version-memes, version control-memes, android studio-memes, ios-memes, swift-memes, xcode-memes, firebase-memes, forms-memes, react native-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, api-memes, flutter-memes, rest-memes, date-memes, kotlin-memes, jenkins-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, edge-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, devops-memes, startup-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content About Us: We're a stealth startup on the verge of launching an innovative mobile app on iOS, Android and a web applicationplatform. Our app is built on a modern tech stack, and we're looking for a highly-skilled mobile developer to join as a founding team member. This is an opportunity to be part of something big from the ground up. The Role: As the Founding Mobile Developer, you will take ownership of the entire mobile development process, from architecture and coding to deployment and maintenance. You'll work closely with the founders to shape the product and bring it to market. What You'll Do: Design, develop, and maintain the mobile app on both iOS and Android platforms. Collaborate with cross-functional teams to define, design, and ship new features. Ensure the performance, quality, and responsiveness of applications. Identify and fix bugs, and continuously improve the app's performance. Stay up-to-date with new mobile technology trends, frameworks, and tools. Required Skills: iOS Development: Strong experience with Swift and Xcode. Android Development: Expertise in Java and Android Studio. Knowledge of RESTful APIs and integration of third-party libraries and APIs. Experience with version control (Git, GitHub). Familiarity with mobile UIUX standards and design patterns. Ability to debug and optimize app performance for efficiency. Bonus Skills (Nice to Have): Experience with Kotlin for Android or Obiective-C for iOS. Experience with cross-platform frameworks like React Native or Flutter. Knowledge of cloud services (AWS, Firebase, etc.). Understanding of DevOps and continuous integration tools (Jenkins, GitLab CI). What We're Looking For: A proactive, problem-solving mindset and an entrepreneurial spirit. Strong attention to detail and a passion for building seamless user experiences. Ability to work independently and as part of a small team in a fast-paced startup environment. Willingness to wear multiple hats and tackle various challenges as we scale. Compensation: Equity-Based: Compensation is in the form of equity until we launch and begin generating revenue, after which a salary will be provided

The jig is up. I guess it's time to learn a real skill.

The jig is up. I guess it's time to learn a real skill. | tech-memes, technology-memes, amazon-memes, global-memes, git-memes, apple-memes, oracle-memes, rest-memes, ssl-memes, crypto-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes, zend-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Crypto.com understated layoffs, dismissed at least 40 of Opendoor lays off about 550 employees, or Netflix ItS worktorce. report The company has gone through two downsizing rounds, one in May and the other in June, letting go of at least 500 employees Zendesk to lay off 5 of staff, Tiger Global-backed Chargebee lays off 142 emplovee: Seattle-based Zillow lays off 300 18 of its workforce DocuSign to cut 9 of workforce Twilio lays off 11 of workforce as part of restructuring plan the Big Tech bloodbath Meta Lays Off More Than 11,000 Robinhood slashes costs by 69 Employees after layoff rounds Booking.com Restructuring Will Pare Its Workforce By Up to 25 Percent I CNBC Stripe lays off 14 of workers Reuters Twitter says 50 of staff laid off, Salesforce confirms it has laid off hundreds of employees a CNBC Despite laying off 20 of its Amazon pauses hiring for corporate workforce workforce, Snap reports underwhelming 05 earnings Intel Plans to Lay Off Thousands of Employees As the Chipmaker Looks to Trim Costs Digital bank Chime is cutting costs across the board - including 12 of staff Microsoft confirms iob cuts after SurveyMonkey parent Momentive Global lays Shopify stock sinks 14 after off 11 of workforce Shapis stack inks al oft or calling for growth to slow workers Seagate Technology Layoffs Hit 3,000 Workers, Apple slashes budgets and implements broad Cvbereason Cuts 200 More hiring freeze, report claims Coinbase lays off 1,100 full-time BUSINESS workers over recession fears NEWS Oracle continues to lay off staff in the US Lyft to Lay Off About 700 Employees in Second Round of Job Cuts

You Cant Be Serious

youCantBeSerious | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, java-memes, sql-memes, rest-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Bartender North Italia Inbox Indeed 23:25 to me v Unsubscribe Hi lan, We came across your resume on Indeed and noticed your passion for technology and skills in JavaScript, SQL, and HTMLCSS. If you're interested in a Bartender position at North Italia, please feel free to apply now or view the job description for more details. I'm interested Not interested ProdrammerHumor.io

Using Technology

usingTechnology | tech-memes, technology-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Migrating your 50 lines shell scripts to 10 lines python script might indirectly adds thousands of instructions to execute Until we meet again

Mosthumble Csstudent

mosthumbleCSstudent | css-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, try-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rcsMajors uslugsquad0007 348d Join 63 1 3.4 6 I want MONEY. All I want is MONEY. Flex I don't get the way you guys think. I want MONEY. 6 figures right out of college. 200k a year entry level. I'm in this for MONEY. I don't care about whether I'm "fulfilled" I want MONEY. Whatever gets me the most MONEY. What do I need on my resume to get the most MONEY. What technology gets me PAID THE BEST. All I care about in this major is MONEY. That's why I'm in college, I don't wanna laugh and play with y'all. I don't wanna be buddy buddy with y'all. I'm here for MONEY. 4 2646 425 1. Share

A helpful tool for job hunting

A helpful tool for job hunting | developer-memes, software-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, software developer-memes, edge-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Guide to software developer job advertisements work on cutting edge technology Do what everyone else is doing a fast-paced environment Your job will be constant firefighting must be a team player able to work with minimal supervision an Agile team a market leader rockstar developer we have an urgent need dynamic environment self-starter passionate Must not question authority You'll be the one we blame when something goes wrong We have daily stand-ups Recently started making a profit You wil work very long hours with impossible deadines Our other rockstar just left and no one understands the code Our leadership keeps changing priorities We have no process Perseveres through regular death marches ProarammerHumor.io