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Skynet Vs Cavenet
AI Programming StackOverflow
4 days ago 63.0K views 0 shares
Skynet Vs Cavenet
While everyone's freaking out about AI taking over the world, the real crisis is watching humans get progressively dumber with each Stack Overflow copy-paste. We're not building Skynet; we're speedrunning our way back to the Stone Age armed with smartphones. The true evolutionary threat isn't robots becoming sentient—it's developers who can't function without ChatGPT writing their for-loops.

The Universal IT Solution Reaches Space
Debugging Hardware Physics Programming
12 days ago 65.5K views 0 shares
The Universal IT Solution Reaches Space
NASA, the literal ROCKET SCIENTISTS who put humans on the moon, fixed a multi-billion dollar space telescope with the EXACT SAME TECHNIQUE I use when my Wi-Fi stops working! 💀 The pinnacle of human engineering and astronomical achievement, the Hubble telescope, gets the same treatment as my $20 router from Best Buy. I'm SCREAMING! All those PhDs and fancy degrees, and their ultimate solution was "have you tried turning it off and on again?" The universal IT support mantra transcends even the vacuum of space!

Artificial General Intelligence Coming Soon*
AI Algorithms Programming
16 days ago 82.1K views 0 shares
Artificial General Intelligence Coming Soon*
OH. MY. GOD. The "super intelligent" AI can't even grasp the most BASIC rule of chess?! 🙄 White moves first, sweetie! The fact that ChatGPT confidently makes the first move while playing black and then has the AUDACITY to suggest the same move to the human player is just... *chef's kiss* peak AI incompetence. This is why we're still light-years away from true AGI, people! Can't even handle a simple board game without a total meltdown of logic. And yet the tech bros keep screaming "THE SINGULARITY IS COMING!!!" Sure, Jan. Maybe teach your precious AI to play chess first? 💅

You Vs The Guy She Told You Not To Worry About
Linux Microsoft Windows
1 month ago 68.1K views 0 shares
youVsTheGuySheToldYouNotToWorryAbout | tech-memes, technology-memes, terminal-memes, version-memes, windows-memes, shell-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes, wifi-memes, kernel-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Technology Is Just Atool
Programming
1 month ago 41.9K views 0 shares
technologyIsJustATool | developer-memes, software-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, software developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] nasserjunior Remember..you are a Software Developer not a Rails Developer The market is reall 4 toughfcr Rails Developers Technology is just a tool A software developer should be able to use any of them as long as he knows the fundamentals No they require 5 Years experience Socanlapply to thisone dev.nasserjvnior.com

Technology Of Her Time
Programming
3 months ago 18.2K views 0 shares
technologyOfHerTime | computer-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, computer science-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Ada Lovelace inventing computer science in the 1840s I'm limited by the technology of my time.

I Think You Guys Will Appreciate This
Linux Microsoft Windows
3 months ago 9.3K views 0 shares
iThinkYouGuysWillAppreciateThis | programmer-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, engineer-memes, program-memes, google-memes, loc-memes, lock-memes, command-memes, windows-memes, internet-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 1 work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home - no AlexaGoogle Assistant - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded sun ready to shoot it If it over makes an unexpected noise

When does it stop?
Programming
3 months ago 11.5K views 0 shares
When does it stop? | developer-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When you spent most of your life investing in your developer skills and career but you're starting to hate technology THIS IS FiNe. made with mematic

Rip Js Devs
Javascript Java Frontend Backend
3 months ago 14.6K views 0 shares
ripJsDevs | javascript-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, java-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, website-memes, devs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content China cracks down on Big Tech's "bloated" websites, imposing new JavaScript limits Engineers using more than the allowed number of third-party libraries will be executed, experts say Bradford Bradly Technology Editor Sun, May 5, 2024 11 min read

Opportunity Of Alifetime
Javascript Swift AWS Android Python
4 months ago 185.0K views 0 shares
opportunityOfALifetime | coding-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, java-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, maintenance-memes, stack-memes, aws-memes, bugs-memes, bug-memes, react-memes, git-memes, github-memes, gitlab-memes, version-memes, version control-memes, android studio-memes, ios-memes, swift-memes, xcode-memes, firebase-memes, forms-memes, react native-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, api-memes, flutter-memes, rest-memes, date-memes, kotlin-memes, jenkins-memes, debug-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, rds-memes, edge-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, devops-memes, startup-memes, framework-memes, feature-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content About Us: We're a stealth startup on the verge of launching an innovative mobile app on iOS, Android and a web applicationplatform. Our app is built on a modern tech stack, and we're looking for a highly-skilled mobile developer to join as a founding team member. This is an opportunity to be part of something big from the ground up. The Role: As the Founding Mobile Developer, you will take ownership of the entire mobile development process, from architecture and coding to deployment and maintenance. You'll work closely with the founders to shape the product and bring it to market. What You'll Do: Design, develop, and maintain the mobile app on both iOS and Android platforms. Collaborate with cross-functional teams to define, design, and ship new features. Ensure the performance, quality, and responsiveness of applications. Identify and fix bugs, and continuously improve the app's performance. Stay up-to-date with new mobile technology trends, frameworks, and tools. Required Skills: iOS Development: Strong experience with Swift and Xcode. Android Development: Expertise in Java and Android Studio. Knowledge of RESTful APIs and integration of third-party libraries and APIs. Experience with version control (Git, GitHub). Familiarity with mobile UIUX standards and design patterns. Ability to debug and optimize app performance for efficiency. Bonus Skills (Nice to Have): Experience with Kotlin for Android or Obiective-C for iOS. Experience with cross-platform frameworks like React Native or Flutter. Knowledge of cloud services (AWS, Firebase, etc.). Understanding of DevOps and continuous integration tools (Jenkins, GitLab CI). What We're Looking For: A proactive, problem-solving mindset and an entrepreneurial spirit. Strong attention to detail and a passion for building seamless user experiences. Ability to work independently and as part of a small team in a fast-paced startup environment. Willingness to wear multiple hats and tackle various challenges as we scale. Compensation: Equity-Based: Compensation is in the form of equity until we launch and begin generating revenue, after which a salary will be provided

The jig is up. I guess it's time to learn a real skill.
php Apple Microsoft Python Linux
5 months ago 32.1K views 0 shares
The jig is up. I guess it's time to learn a real skill. | tech-memes, technology-memes, amazon-memes, global-memes, git-memes, apple-memes, oracle-memes, rest-memes, ssl-memes, crypto-memes, microsoft-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes, zend-memes, twitter-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Crypto.com understated layoffs, dismissed at least 40 of Opendoor lays off about 550 employees, or Netflix ItS worktorce. report The company has gone through two downsizing rounds, one in May and the other in June, letting go of at least 500 employees Zendesk to lay off 5 of staff, Tiger Global-backed Chargebee lays off 142 emplovee: Seattle-based Zillow lays off 300 18 of its workforce DocuSign to cut 9 of workforce Twilio lays off 11 of workforce as part of restructuring plan the Big Tech bloodbath Meta Lays Off More Than 11,000 Robinhood slashes costs by 69 Employees after layoff rounds Booking.com Restructuring Will Pare Its Workforce By Up to 25 Percent I CNBC Stripe lays off 14 of workers Reuters Twitter says 50 of staff laid off, Salesforce confirms it has laid off hundreds of employees a CNBC Despite laying off 20 of its Amazon pauses hiring for corporate workforce workforce, Snap reports underwhelming 05 earnings Intel Plans to Lay Off Thousands of Employees As the Chipmaker Looks to Trim Costs Digital bank Chime is cutting costs across the board - including 12 of staff Microsoft confirms iob cuts after SurveyMonkey parent Momentive Global lays Shopify stock sinks 14 after off 11 of workforce Shapis stack inks al oft or calling for growth to slow workers Seagate Technology Layoffs Hit 3,000 Workers, Apple slashes budgets and implements broad Cvbereason Cuts 200 More hiring freeze, report claims Coinbase lays off 1,100 full-time BUSINESS workers over recession fears NEWS Oracle continues to lay off staff in the US Lyft to Lay Off About 700 Employees in Second Round of Job Cuts

You Cant Be Serious
Javascript Python Java Databases Frontend
5 months ago 20.7K views 0 shares
youCantBeSerious | html-memes, css-memes, javascript-memes, tech-memes, technology-memes, java-memes, sql-memes, rest-memes, ML-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Bartender North Italia Inbox Indeed 23:25 to me v Unsubscribe Hi lan, We came across your resume on Indeed and noticed your passion for technology and skills in JavaScript, SQL, and HTMLCSS. If you're interested in a Bartender position at North Italia, please feel free to apply now or view the job description for more details. I'm interested Not interested ProdrammerHumor.io