Or He Is Just Running Htop

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Or He Is Just Running Htop

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DARLING, those movie hacking scenes are the GREATEST TRAGEDY of my developer existence! 💅 The dramatic typing! The neon green text! The ABSURD progress bars! Meanwhile, in reality, the "hacker" is probably just running a system update and installing some random npm packages while crying into their lukewarm coffee. For the uninitiated, htop is just a colorful system monitoring tool that LOOKS impressive but is basically just telling you your computer isn't completely dead yet. Hollywood thinks we're all cyber wizards when we're really just glorified package installers begging our terminals not to break something important!

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