I Dont Remember This Scene

Google's passive-aggressive suggestion is the digital equivalent of a parent saying "I'm not mad, just disappointed." The eternal editor war continues as Google clearly takes sides in the Vim vs. Emacs holy war. Searching for Emacs only to be met with "Did you mean: vim" is like telling a Star Wars fan you prefer Star Trek—fighting words in certain circles. The editor rivalry is practically ancient in tech years, with developers forming tribal identities around their text editor of choice. Clearly, Google's search algorithm has chosen the cult of Vim, and isn't afraid to evangelize even when you're explicitly looking for its sworn enemy.

While Vim zealots and VS Code fanboys are busy screaming at each other with tears streaming down their faces, the true gigachad silently opens Notepad and gets the job done without spending 3 hours configuring plugins. Sure, it's like performing surgery with a butter knife, but sometimes you just need to edit a damn config file without your computer throwing a tantrum. The real flex isn't your fancy IDE—it's shipping code while everyone else is still arguing about tab width.

Regular Kermit uses the menu options like a law-abiding citizen. Dark side Kermit knows the keyboard shortcuts that shave precious microseconds off your workflow. The real power users never touch the mouse. Rumor has it some developers haven't seen their cursor since 2007.

When you search for "vi" and Google immediately suggests "Did you mean: emacs" - that's not a search engine, that's a declaration of war in the text editor holy wars. Google just picked a side in the oldest developer rivalry known to mankind. Next they'll be suggesting "Did you mean: spaces" when you search for tabs. The audacity!

The universe LITERALLY screams "NO" when someone considers switching to Vim! The hands desperately clinging to that sword represent every developer's sanity trying to avoid the bottomless pit of keyboard shortcuts and command modes that is Vim. Sweet merciful heavens, the audacity to even CONSIDER abandoning your cozy IDE with its friendly menus and intuitive interface! You might as well announce you're giving up electricity and moving to a cave. Once you enter Vim, you'll spend the next decade of your life trying to figure out how to exit it. THE HORROR!

The evolutionary stages of developer brain expansion! Starting with the humble Notepad (barely firing neurons), progressing to VS Code (some decent neural activity), then leveling up to Vim (significant brain illumination), and finally reaching enlightenment with a custom text editor you built yourself. It's the coding equivalent of going from crawling to building your own rocket ship. The true mark of a developer isn't the code they write, but how unnecessarily complex they've made their text editing experience!