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Then Don't Use It

Then Don't Use It
Oh. My. GOD. The eternal developer drama in four panels! ๐Ÿ˜’ Panel 1-3: Developer with dead-inside eyes listening to someone complain about their favorite programming language. Panel 4: ABSOLUTE RAGE EXPLOSION when they hear "then don't use it" - because HOW DARE YOU suggest a simple solution when I've committed my entire personality to hating this language?! The audacity! The betrayal! I didn't spend 7 years crafting elaborate rants about PHP/JavaScript/Python just to be told I could simply... not use it? *faints dramatically*

TS Should Have Been Rewritten In Rust

TS Should Have Been Rewritten In Rust
BEHOLD! The TypeScript mascot being STRANGLED by someone wearing a Rust bracelet! The AUDACITY! The DRAMA! This is basically the software equivalent of Game of Thrones, but with programming languages instead of noble houses! The Rust evangelists have gone TOO FAR this time - not content with telling everyone their memory-safe paradise is superior, they're now physically assaulting poor TypeScript! Next they'll be telling us that "undefined is not a function" wouldn't happen if we just rewrote everything in Rust! THE HORROR!

The Holy War Of Programming Languages

The Holy War Of Programming Languages
OMG, the HOLY WAR of programming languages! ๐Ÿ’… Two kingdoms separated by nothing but PURE DELUSION! On the left, developers praising their "blessed" language with its "glorious" syntax like they're worshipping at some divine altar. Meanwhile, they look across the river at those SAVAGES using different indentation rules like they're absolute MONSTERS who probably don't wash their hands after using the bathroom! ๐Ÿฐ The DRAMA of it all! Your "heroic debugging efforts" are my "brutish quick fixes" - honey, we're ALL just frantically Googling Stack Overflow at 2AM while crying into our energy drinks! The absolute AUDACITY of programmers to act like their chosen language is the One True Religion when we're all just trying to make computers do the thing! PERIODT! โœจ

Everyday I Will Add One Language

Everyday I Will Add One Language
Ah yes, the annual gathering where programming languages come together to express their mutual disdain. Notice how the room is completely empty? That's because every language thinks it's superior to all others while simultaneously being hated by everyone else. After two decades in this industry, I've watched developers pledge undying loyalty to languages that will be obsolete before their student loans are paid off. The "I'll add one language every day" threat is just perfect - like we need another language to solve the same problems slightly differently while creating twelve new ones.