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Ah, the classic tech industry paradox! A grocery store wants a sysadmin with Cisco certifications, Azure experience, VMware skills, on-call hours, AND the ability to lift 50 pounds... all for the princely sum of $23.80/hour ($49,504/year). That's like asking someone who can build a nuclear reactor to also flip the burgers at the cafeteria for minimum wage. The real cherry on top? "Occasional lifting" and "on-call weekends" - because nothing says "we value your 7+ years of specialized technical expertise" like making you haul servers around and fix the CEO's printer at 2am on a Sunday for less than what some entry-level developers make. This is the tech equivalent of "we're looking for a brain surgeon with 10 years experience who also does plumbing, for the competitive salary of whatever we found in the couch cushions."

OH. MY. GOD. The eternal tech dilemma captured in one glorious triangle! 🔺 Windows: "Nothing works well" - like you're constantly in an abusive relationship with your computer that occasionally decides to update at THE MOST CRITICAL MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE. Mac OS: "Nothing works how you want it" - sure, it's pretty and shiny, but try to customize ANYTHING and suddenly you're fighting against Apple's "we know better than you" philosophy. The digital equivalent of a controlling partner who picks your outfits. Linux: "Nothing works" - the chaotic neutral of operating systems. You'll spend 6 hours configuring your terminal colors but somehow can't get your printer to acknowledge your existence. It's like dating a genius who can explain quantum physics but can't remember to buy toilet paper. Choose your fighter, people! No matter what, you're doomed to tech heartbreak! 💔

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