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Content 9 14:13 ( 16.1k I 741 828 Share 4 Reply ulaasbuk 1h git gud 101 Reply uKirodema 36m git gud git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. The most similar command is gui Vote 4 Reply uLjustmade 21m I laughed at this more than I should have. 4 Vote I Reply uken adams 18m This guy Gits Vote I Reply uHabeebM 14m 1programmerhumor Vote ucitIz3n 24m git gooey Vinta A Rank ProdrammerHumor.io

Content I made sure to totally lock down all my smart devices, and I rewrote the drivers using my own encryption algonthm It's totally impossible to hack the smart lock, the network or the cameras I've made sure I'm 100 protected against anyone who tries to break in! I'm pretty sure no-one is going to crack my RSA 4096 encryption. Haha! ProgrammerHi And if there's a problem or if it detects any kind of WiFi or 4G hack, the system notifies me and my security provider! Wow! LATER it looks like they cut the power and then smashed the window to gain entry. It probably took less than 60 seconds CommitStrip.com

The absolute PEAK of dad joke programming humor! A dinosaur comedian delivers the most catastrophically painful pun in the universe: "Why do Astronauts use Linux? Because they can't open Windows in space!" 💀 It's simultaneously SO BAD it's physically painful yet SO GENIUS I can't even handle it. The double meaning is just *chef's kiss* - actual spacecraft windows would cause explosive decompression, while Microsoft Windows would cause... well, equally catastrophic system failures. The dinosaur's smug little face in the third panel knows EXACTLY what crime against humor it just committed.

Content Select the wrong database TEACHINE (93216 rows affected! Type a risky command (93216 rows affected)

Content Therapist: git merge isn't real it can't hurt you git merge (X) 3907 of 4031 Errors 259 of 273 Warnings G 0 of 72 Messages

Content This picture from World War Il, a soldier carrying a donkey. It is not that the soldier loves donkeys or has some sort of perversion. What's happening is that the field is mined and that if the donkey was free to wonder as it pleased, it would likely detonate a charge and kill everyone. The moral of the story is that during software development the first ones you have to keep under control are the clients who don't understand the danger and do as they please.