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Content In case of fire -O- 1. git commit El 2. git push 3. leave building

Remember when you used to name files like "My Cool Project" and thought spaces were perfectly fine? Then you discovered the command line and suddenly those spaces became the bane of your existence. Nothing quite matches the rage of typing out a long filepath only to have the terminal choke because you forgot to escape those damn spaces with backslashes or quotes. Now you're out here naming everything with_underscores_like_a_cultist because the thought of dealing with "My\ Documents" makes your eye twitch. The command line doesn't forgive, and it sure as hell doesn't forget.

Content When you have dual boot and accidentally launch Windows instead of Linux Things are now in motion that cannot be undone.

Listen, if you're storing binary data in your home directory config files, you've earned yourself a one-way ticket to the deepest, darkest corner of developer purgatory. Like, what possessed you to think "hmm, yes, let me just casually dump some compiled executables or image files into my ~/.config directory"? Config files are supposed to be TEXT. Human-readable TEXT. The kind you can open with vim at 3 AM when everything's on fire and actually UNDERSTAND what's happening. But no, you decided to play chaos agent and now nobody can debug your cursed setup without a hex editor and a prayer. Even the villain from Inglourious Basterds is judging you, and that's saying something.

Content I love you I'm not interested 12:43 PM sudo I love you 12:38 PM J 12:43 PM

Oh look, it's the final boss of Stack Overflow! This guy's "somewhat confident" after a CS degree and 16 years of experience is like saying the Titanic was "somewhat damp." The retro setup with vintage computers and that hacker aesthetic screams "I was writing code when your IDE was still a twinkle in Microsoft's eye." He's holding that ancient computer like it's a sacred text while silently judging your for-loop efficiency. This is the guy who closes your question as "duplicate" before you finish typing it. His confidence level? Just enough to tell you your perfectly working code is "technically wrong."