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Content JA Please write a dialog in Shakespeare style. There are two characters: 1. A programmer that has done exactly what his customer told him to. 2. A customer that is not happy with the project and thinks that the programmer should have done something else. Programmer: O, good my lord, what brings thee here today? Customer: Thou hast failed me, programmer. Thy project is not up to my standards. Programmer: But my lord, I did exactly as thou commanded. I followed thy instructions to the letter. Customer: Thou art a fool, programmer. Thou shouldst have used thy own judgement and done what thou thought was best for the project. Programmer: Forgive me, my lord. I shall strive to do better in the future and use my own judgement. Customer: See that thou do, programmer. I expect nothing less than excellence from thee. Programmer: Aye, my lord. I shall not disappoint thee again.

OH. MY. GOD. The most SAVAGE attack on Linux developers ever created! 💀 This is basically every Linux developer's nightmare - trapped in a horror movie where the villain isn't asking you to cut off your foot, but to USE SOMETHING THAT ALREADY WORKS PERFECTLY FINE without spending 47 hours customizing it first! The door is unlocked? THE HORROR! A perfectly good wheel that doesn't need to be rebuilt from scratch using your own custom-compiled materials?! MAKE IT STOP! How can any self-respecting Linux dev possibly walk away without rewriting the entire wheel in Rust first?!

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Content chrisk5000 chrisk5000 Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer 6:25 PM Nov 15, 2018 Twitter Web Client 586 Retweets 2.4K Likes ProgrammerHumor.

Nothing says "I am the tech god now" quite like furiously typing commands in a black terminal window while your non-technical friend watches in awe. The pathetic little bars for money and status? Please. Real power is making your coworker think you're hacking the Pentagon when you're just running ls -la and hoping nobody notices you had to Google "how to unzip file terminal" 30 seconds earlier. The best part? That tiny green bar for money is painfully accurate for most of us command-line wizards. But who needs financial stability when you can make the marketing team gasp by using vim instead of Word?

Content WHEN I MAKE A MESS OF MY GITHUB REPOS MUST DELETE THEM COMPLETELY AND START FROM SCRATCH ingflp.com