Windows: *requires 64-bit CPU, 4GB RAM, secure boot, Microsoft account, valid license, and a small blood sacrifice to the update gods* Linux: "Just give me electrons and I'll run on your toaster." The beauty of Linux is that it'll boot on practically anything with a power source while Windows keeps adding requirements faster than Moore's Law can keep up. My ancient laptop from 2008 that Windows 10 declared "unworthy" now runs a sleek Linux distro like it's fresh off the assembly line. It's the digital equivalent of turning water into wine, except Microsoft wants you to buy a new bottle first.