Happy Birthday Linux: Compile Your Own Cake

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Happy Birthday Linux: Compile Your Own Cake

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OMFG the AUDACITY! 💅 Instead of giving Linux a proper birthday cake, this savage just tosses raw ingredients and says "compile it yourself" like some kind of MONSTER! It's the PERFECT burn that captures the entire Linux philosophy in one brutal joke - you want something? BUILD IT FROM SOURCE, PEASANT! No pre-packaged solutions here! Just like when you need to install literally ANYTHING on Linux and end up in dependency hell for 3 hours. The cake is just like the operating system - powerful, customizable, but honey, you're gonna WORK for it! 🔥

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