Happy Birthday Linux: Compile Your Own Cake

Content YOU USE GIT VIA A GUI USE GIT VIA COMMAND LINE WE ARE NOT THE SAME

Oh. My. CODE. The eternal battle between human relationships and compiler relationships has been DECIDED! 💔⚙️ While your girlfriend apparently drains your bank account, demands Oscar-worthy effort, takes longer to get ready than a Windows update, communicates less effectively than a 404 error, and dumps you faster than an unhandled exception—your beloved C++ compiler is THE DREAM PARTNER! 🤖 Just one little apt-get install g++ and BOOM! It's yours forever! It pinpoints your mistakes with BRUTAL honesty (line 42, you idiot!), lets you set breakpoints (unlike your relationship that's beyond repair), and boots up faster than you can say "I'm fine" (narrator: they were not fine). Who needs human warmth when you have compiler warnings to keep you company at 2AM?

Content Kids, this is how we deployed apps in monolith applications not too long ago... F webappe net - FileZilla File Edit View Transfer Server Bookmarks Help Host: g Username: webapp Password: Port: Quich Response: 257 "appserversapache-tomcat-7.0.30webapps" is your current location Command: TYPE I Response: 200 TVPE is now 8-bit binary Command: PASV Response: 227 Entering Passive Mode (1. .,190,218) Command: STOR webapp.war Response: 150 Accepted data connection Local site: C: q M A: Ci D: 52. z: (1VBOXSVRixppro) Remote site: appserversapache-tomcat-7.0.30webapps -? logs ? temp webapps 7 wark Filename al PDOXUSRS. NET al sshkey.priv.ppk cal sshkey.pub (a webapp.war Filesize Last modifie 13 030 26112009 869 01082011 294 01082011 17 876 703 210912012 Filename Filesize Last modified Permission: docs examples host-ma... 21092012 15:.. 21092012 15:... 21092012 15:.. 51 Innionis ic. 0755 0755 0755 ATEC Selected 1 File. Total size: 17 876 703 bytes 5 directories ServerLocal File C:twebapp.war 00:02:02 elapsed Direction Remote file - appserversapache-tomcat-7.0... 00:03:04 left 41.0 Size Priority 17 876 703 Normal 7 340 032 bytes (57.5 KBs) Sta Trar Queued files (1) Failed transfers Successful transfers Be Queue: 17,1 MiB ProarammerHumor.io

Ah, the miracle of emulation. Valve somehow convinced x86 apps to play nice with ARM architecture, which is basically like getting cats and dogs to not only coexist but form a barbershop quartet. The Steam Machine announcement feels like that moment when your coworker says they refactored the entire codebase over the weekend and "it just works." Sure, buddy. Next you'll tell me PHP is secure and printers never jam.

Content Randolph West randolphwest "nginx" is pronounced "Engine-X" "PostgreSQL" is pronounced "Post- gres" "MySQL" is pronounced "My-S-Q-L" "SQL Server" is pronounced "Sequel Server" "Kubernetes" is pronounced "Koober-netties" "SAP" is pronounced "S-A-P" "Oracle" is pronounced "Fetch the chequebook" 9:41 PM 4220 . Twitter for Mac 1,868 Retweets 6,303 Likes 17