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When worlds collide! Tech person sets up friend with data scientist who mentions working in a "warehouse" - but not the kind with forklifts and cardboard boxes. The fashion industry friend immediately dismisses him thinking he's stacking pallets for minimum wage, only to find out he's actually crunching numbers and building models (the data kind, not the runway kind). The perfect illustration of how technical jargon gets completely lost in translation. Guess she was too busy looking for dollar signs to understand that data scientists actually make bank. Her shallow response is basically every tech worker's nightmare dating scenario condensed into one painful screenshot.

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