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Content Me welcoming the 2 interns that will be staffed on my project and billed to the client as full time expert consultants in IT

Content How she looks at you when she checks out your screen with your bank account and sees you have $20 million. (you edited the HTML text with F12)

Content UHetBesteNaam A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.' The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be a programmer," said the balloonist. 'I am" replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technicallv correct. but I have no idea what to make of vour information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far." The woman below responded, "You must be a manager." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "You don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow "it's my fault."

Content The Future Programmer The ProgrammerMe To replace programmers with Robots, clients will have to accurately describe what they want. We're safe.

Content 9 14:13 ( 16.1k I 741 828 Share 4 Reply ulaasbuk 1h git gud 101 Reply uKirodema 36m git gud git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'. The most similar command is gui Vote 4 Reply uLjustmade 21m I laughed at this more than I should have. 4 Vote I Reply uken adams 18m This guy Gits Vote I Reply uHabeebM 14m 1programmerhumor Vote ucitIz3n 24m git gooey Vinta A Rank ProdrammerHumor.io

Content James terrarum Follow V I just typed :wq into PHPStorm and hit enter and sat there looking at my file for a second. When people say 'how do I quit vim' they don't mean the application. 12:19 AM - 14 Feb 2019