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Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper Roses are red And so are you Violets are blue Asynchronous operations are great 15:53 14 Feb 19 Twitter Web App 1,993 Retweets 6,207 Likes

The eternal duality of a developer's skillset captured in one perfect image. Your backend code is a magnificent mansion with spiral staircases and chandeliers—elegant architecture, optimized algorithms, and beautiful design patterns that would make senior engineers weep tears of joy. Meanwhile, your frontend is literally a haunted house that should be condemned—CSS held together with duct tape, buttons that mysteriously shift 2px when you're not looking, and a responsive design that only responds with "please kill me." The best part? We all pretend this is normal. "Yeah, just ignore that UI glitch in Safari—it's a feature!"

The pun is strong with this one! When your JavaScript code breaks down in tears, the only therapy it needs is console.log() . Instead of actually fixing bugs, most developers just slap console logs everywhere like emotional support statements. "Don't worry little function, we'll figure out why you're returning undefined." The dinosaur isn't just telling a joke—he's exposing our collective coping mechanism. Who needs proper debugging when you can just litter your code with print statements and pretend you're a detective? Next time your code has an existential crisis, remember: console.log is cheaper than therapy... for both you and your bug.

Content When you start typing rm -rf node modules and your code suddenly works again 1 Fear will keep them in line.

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