Yes, I Wrote That Thing 😭

When someone recommends their own library to you on Twitter and you just awkwardly say "thanks I'll check it out" knowing full well you'll never look at it. The TypeScript equivalent of nodding politely while backing away slowly. Classic developer social interaction in the wild.

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole How to get funding: "We're going to implement blockchain-based machine learning on a serverless container, backed by a distributed web-scale NoSOL data- lake, with a React 17. front-end and a fully integrated immersive 3DARVRVoice UX."

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Content "Any application that can be written in JavaScript, will eventually be written in Javascript." JEFF ATWOOD

Content Qualifications Bachelor's Degree or Master's Degree in Computer Science from one of the top 30 universities, like UC San Diego, UC Los Angeles, UC Berkeley, Stanford, MIT, etc Must be proficient with Node.js, React.js, Algorithms Familiar with CSS, HTML, PHP, JS Working knowledge of Amazon AWS, Docker, or similar cloud solutions

Came in to design buttons, left solving algorithmic puzzles that haven't been relevant since college. The classic bait-and-switch where you apply for a frontend position but they test you like you're joining NASA's engineering team. The blank stare is every developer who just wanted to talk about responsive design but is now mentally calculating time complexity while their soul leaves their body. Fun fact: "Longest Common Prefix" is basically asking you to find the shared beginning of a bunch of strings. Useful for autocomplete features, not so much for centering a div.