Don't Hurt Me, I'm The Legacy Code Guy

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Opening that dusty project after half a year and running npm install is like unleashing ancient demons from a portal to dependency hell. Six months is enough time for half your packages to become "deprecated," three to have "breaking changes," and at least one to be completely abandoned by its creator who's now living off-grid in Montana. The toilet isn't just flushing your code—it's summoning an eldritch horror of conflicting versions and peer dependency warnings that would make Cthulhu weep. And you're just standing there, watching your terminal vomit red text while contemplating your life choices.

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Your elegant 20-line function at the top (the cat) vs the absolute monstrosity of dependencies it requires to run (the overloaded truck). That tiny NPM package you installed? Surprise! It just downloaded half the internet into your node_modules folder. Your hard drive is crying, your CI pipeline is timing out, and somewhere a data center is spinning up another server just to store your "hello world" app. And you're still missing that ONE dependency that actually matters.

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