Don't Hurt Me, I'm The Legacy Code Guy

Frameworks Job security Legacy code webpack Technical debt Software engineering

Javascript Webdev Devops Docker Programming

9 months ago 234,192 views 0 shares

Don't Hurt Me, I'm The Legacy Code Guy

javascript-memes, frameworks-memes, job-security-memes, legacy-code-memes, docker-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The calm software engineer enjoying his lunch while chaos erupts in the background is the most accurate depiction of job security I've ever seen. While Jira (blue diamond), XState (X logo), Docker (whale), and Webpack (green logo) battle it out in a JavaScript framework death match, our protagonist knows he's the only one who understands the legacy codebase with 15 years of technical debt. The frameworks come and go, but the engineer who wrote that undocumented spaghetti code that somehow keeps the entire company afloat? Absolutely irreplaceable.

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