CSS Crimes: Worse Than Murder

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CSS Crimes: Worse Than Murder

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The prison hierarchy just got disrupted by a frontend developer. While one inmate brags about murder, our CSS criminal quietly admits to writing <div class="right">Fat unibrow guy</div> – a crime so horrific it sends the murderer cowering in the corner. When you use meaningless class names and non-semantic HTML, you're not just hurting yourself... you're terrorizing every developer who inherits your code. The real prison was the codebase all along.

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