CSS Crimes: Worse Than Murder

Content Am Devloper iamdevloper On the 7th day, the Lord rested. On the 8th day, the Lord awoke to several issues posted from the JavaScript community. 12:21 pm 14 Aug 17

Content Self-driving Car Hits Robot Dog. JavaScript's NaN likely culprit. In a bizarre accident, a Tesla self-driving car hit a Boston Dynamics robot dog on a quiet suburban street. The car's driverless software is being blamed for the accident, as it failed to properly cast a string to a number, causing the car to believe the dog was a car from a competing manufacturer, which must be at all times engaged in a high- speed race to see who's best. We spoke to the car's manufacturer, who told us they are "working hard to fix the issue." "We should have migrated to TypeScript ages ago, but Bob from HR became a parent last summer and had been asking for a raise ever since," said the manufacturer. "We just couldn't justify the cost." "We never thought this would happen," they added. "NaN is, by definition, not a number, so we never thought it would be possible for nothing to cause something to happen. That's not the Christian way." The robot dog, for its part, was reportedly unharmed in the accident because its world-class Rust codebase makes it "virtually indestructible."

Forget MM/DD/YYYY vs DD/MM/YYYY debates! Some evil frontend developer decided the best date format is "YYYY/DM/DM" and expects users to calculate their own birthday. It's like telling someone "your birthday is in 1990, now solve for x where x equals the day you were born divided by the month, twice." This is what happens when you let the same person who named variables like temp1 , temp2 , and finalTempIPromise design your forms.

Content Jake Williams MalwareJake ( Follow Dear web developers, The answer is zero. Zero. Get it through your thick skulls. Zero is the number of times anyone has EVER wanted something to autoplay on your site and start making noise. I'd honestly rather you mine crypto-currency in my browser than use my speakers. kthxbye 1:24 AM - 25 Feb 2018 10,894 Retweets 41,195 Likes 560 12 1 9 a M

Content The Best Linux Blog In the Universe nixcraft Question: How long does a loop last? Answer: For a while. Traduire le Tweet 9:43 PM 21 aot 2019 Twitter Web App 31 Retweets 133 J'aime 17

Content BAD Look at those indents and nesting. This looks like the pyramids. Are you a pharaoh? No. You are not a pharaoh. Pharaohs don't use Twitter. So don't build pyramids BETTER Use early returns to make your functions return the short values as early as possible, leave the long happy path for the end BEST Don't write code. The world has enough apps as it is. It's cool to not do one. const Header ( title ) if (title) return h1 class"header"titleh1 7 else return null const Header ( title 7) if (!title) return null return h1 class"header"title h1