Fizzbuzz Memes

Posts tagged with Fizzbuzz

Yes, I Wrote That Thing 😭
Javascript Webdev Algorithms Programming Debugging
14 days ago 168.9K views 1 shares
Yes, I Wrote That Thing 😭
Nothing says "I panicked during a coding interview" quite like writing FizzBuzz with three separate if statements and continue in each one. The interviewer's face progression from neutral to facepalm to disbelief is the universal reaction to code that technically works but makes seasoned developers want to throw their mechanical keyboards out the window. Pro tip: If your solution has more continue statements than actual logic, your future teammates are already updating their resumes.

Alternative Uses Of __LINE__
Programming C++ Algorithms
20 days ago 166.4K views 1 shares
Alternative Uses Of __LINE__
When your coding interview asks you to implement FizzBuzz but you've spent the last decade writing unreadable code to impress your colleagues. That's not just FizzBuzz—that's FizzBuzz with extra steps, obfuscation, and a sprinkle of "I'm too smart for readable solutions." Nothing says "hire me" like turning a 5-line problem into cryptic sorcery using the __LINE__ macro to loop through numbers. The interviewer wanted to see if you could code; you showed them you could create puzzles that would make the Sphinx quit its day job.

The Artistic FizzBuzz Massacre
C++ Algorithms Programming Debugging
2 months ago 123.7K views 0 shares
The Artistic FizzBuzz Massacre
Behold the FizzBuzz solution that thinks it's a Picasso! Someone redefined all the brackets and braces with custom ASCII art, then implemented the most over-interviewed algorithm in history. It's like putting a tuxedo on a coding test everyone's seen a million times. The real art here isn't the FizzBuzz solution—it's making your code reviewer question their will to live when they have to maintain this masterpiece. Bonus points for the pretentious title "Just Art" as if this isn't the coding equivalent of wearing a fedora to a job interview.

The Horizontal Scrolling Challenge
Javascript Programming
3 months ago 134.7K views 0 shares
The Horizontal Scrolling Challenge
Ah, the classic FizzBuzz implementation where the real challenge isn't the algorithm—it's figuring out how many semicolons to put before each line. Apparently this developer believes code readability improves proportionally with the distance your eyes have to travel from left to right. The function works perfectly if you're billing by horizontal screen space used. Bonus points for the emoji title that suggests the creator is actually proud of this monstrosity.

Scratch At Home: C Programmer Edition
C++ Programming Debugging
4 months ago 199.1K views 0 shares
Scratch At Home: C Programmer Edition
When your kid wants Scratch (the beginner-friendly block programming language) but you're a C programmer with trust issues and a weird sense of humor. This madlad literally redefined curly braces and brackets with ASCII art, then implemented FizzBuzz with them. It's the programming equivalent of making a sandwich with a chainsaw because "it gets the job done." The worst part? It probably compiles. That's the real horror story here.