Well Which Is It

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Well Which Is It

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JavaScript, you absolute TROLL! 🙄 First you tell us NaN stands for "Not A Number" and then have the AUDACITY to claim its type is 'number'?! The BETRAYAL! The DRAMA! The INCONSISTENCY! It's like JavaScript is gaslighting its own developers with this nonsense. "I'm not a number, but also I AM a number." Pick a lane, JavaScript! This is why developers need therapy!

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