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Thanks For Inventing JavaScript

Thanks For Inventing JavaScript
JavaScript's type coercion is like that friend who tries to help but makes everything worse. Look at this beautiful chaos: typeof NaN returns " number " because obviously not-a-number is totally a number! Loose equality says true==1 but strict equality says true===1 is false. Make up your mind! Floating point? 0.5+0.1==0.6 is true but 0.1+0.2==0.3 is false. IEEE 754 strikes again! Math.max() with no arguments gives -Infinity while Math.min() gives Infinity . Peak logic. The masterpiece: (1+[]+[]+![]) has length 9 because it converts to "1" + "" + "" + "false" = "1false" And my personal favorite: true+true+true===3 is actually true because JavaScript converts booleans to numbers for addition! No wonder the creator is smirking. He unleashed this beautiful monster on us and now we're all stuck with it. And we can't even escape because the entire web runs on it!

Not A Number, But Definitely A Cake

Not A Number, But Definitely A Cake
SWEET MOTHER OF UNDEFINED VARIABLES! Is that a cake labeled "NaN"?! The HORROR! When your dessert encounters the same existential crisis as your JavaScript code! That cake isn't just not a number—it's a full-blown identity crisis wrapped in white chocolate! Somewhere, a programmer is having heart palpitations looking at this bakery display. The cake exists and doesn't exist simultaneously—it's Schrödinger's Dessert! And you thought debugging was hard? Try eating something that JavaScript doesn't even recognize as a valid quantity! Bon appétit...if you can figure out how many slices that is!

When Your Ride-Share App Has An Existential Crisis

When Your Ride-Share App Has An Existential Crisis
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute HORROR of receiving this text message! 😱 It's like the entire programming apocalypse packed into a single notification! When your ride-sharing app has a complete meltdown and starts spewing raw code errors instead of actual information. "NaN minutes" because time is now just a meaningless concept, "[object Object]" because who needs actual driver information anyway, and "license plate undefined" because identifying vehicles is SO last century. This is what happens when the developer tests NOTHING and ships everything. Somewhere, a backend engineer is having heart palpitations while frantically scrolling through Stack Overflow.

Stop Doing NaNs

Stop Doing NaNs
Ah, the eternal JavaScript nightmare: NaN (Not a Number) - which ironically is a number type that doesn't equal itself. Because that makes perfect sense! The IEEE 754 floating-point standard really outdid itself here. "Let's create a special value that represents calculation errors but make it behave in the most counterintuitive ways possible!" My favorite part is JavaScript trying to be helpful: "You want to convert 'hello' to a number? Sure thing! Here's a NaN for your trouble. No errors thrown, just silent mathematical chaos." And then we wonder why our date calculations suddenly think it's the year NaN. The hex(983061) at the bottom is the cherry on top - it's 0xF00D61, or "FOOD A1". Even the hexadecimal is trolling us.

Which Of These Javascript Expressions Is False?

Which Of These Javascript Expressions Is False?
The ultimate JavaScript trivia nightmare! Every single option here is a trick question showcasing JavaScript's bizarre type coercion and equality rules: A: typeof null === 'object' is actually TRUE - a notorious JS bug that's been around since the beginning. Null isn't an object, but returns 'object' when typeof'd. B: Math.min() > Math.max() is TRUE too! Without arguments, Math.min() returns Infinity while Math.max() returns -Infinity. C: NaN === NaN is FALSE - the only value in JavaScript that isn't equal to itself! D: 0 == "" is TRUE because JavaScript type coercion converts empty strings to 0. The contestant's face says it all - the answer is C, but knowing JavaScript, you'd question your entire programming career before answering.

JavaScript: The Language Where Logic Goes To Die

JavaScript: The Language Where Logic Goes To Die
JavaScript: where NaN is a number, empty arrays are equal to zero, but not really, and adding three booleans equals exactly 3... sometimes. It's like the language was designed by someone throwing darts at a board of random programming concepts while blindfolded. The real kicker? That smug face at the bottom belongs to Brendan Eich, who created this beautiful mess in just 10 days. And now we're all stuck with type coercion that makes "91"-"1" equal 90 because... reasons. No wonder debugging JavaScript feels like trying to solve a murder mystery where everyone, including the detective, is lying.

JavaScript's Quantum Logic: NaN Is A Number

JavaScript's Quantum Logic: NaN Is A Number
JavaScript's type coercion strikes again! In JS, NaN (Not a Number) is technically categorized as a "number" type. Check it yourself with typeof NaN and watch your sanity slowly dissolve. It's like labeling a vegetarian restaurant "meat" because it's a food-related establishment. The wide-eyed shock on that cat's face perfectly represents every developer's reaction when discovering this cosmic joke buried in the language spec. The ECMAScript committee is probably still giggling about this one.

Is It Prohibited Witchcraft

Is It Prohibited Witchcraft
Ah, the classic StackOverflow NaN test debate! Someone wrote a beautifully elegant isNaN() function that simply checks if a number isn't equal to itself ( num != num ), which is actually brilliant because that's the only time equality fails in JavaScript/Python. But then some principled developer comes along and declares it "prohibited witchcraft" despite admitting it works perfectly. This is coding purity culture at its finest. "Yes, your three-line solution works flawlessly, but I'm morally obligated to insist you use the official 50-line implementation with seventeen edge cases instead." The real witchcraft is how StackOverflow manages to turn elegant solutions into religious debates since 2009.

Well Which Is It

Well Which Is It
JavaScript, you absolute TROLL! 🙄 First you tell us NaN stands for "Not A Number" and then have the AUDACITY to claim its type is 'number'?! The BETRAYAL! The DRAMA! The INCONSISTENCY! It's like JavaScript is gaslighting its own developers with this nonsense. "I'm not a number, but also I AM a number." Pick a lane, JavaScript! This is why developers need therapy!

JavaScript NaN Is Weird

JavaScript NaN Is Weird
JavaScript's equality comparison is like that one friend who can't decide what they want for dinner. The console shows NaN === NaN returning false because in JS, each NaN is its own special snowflake. Two identical-looking "not a number" values? Nope, completely different according to JavaScript! The corporate "spot the difference" meme perfectly captures the absurdity - there's literally no difference between the two NaN cards, yet JavaScript insists they're not the same. It's the programming equivalent of gaslighting. Next time someone asks why developers drink, just show them this.

Well Which Is It

Well Which Is It
JavaScript: "NaN stands for 'Not A Number'" Also JavaScript: typeof NaN returns 'number' This is peak JavaScript energy right here. The language literally created a special value to tell you something isn't a number, then categorized it as a number. It's like labeling a vegetarian dish "Contains No Meat" and listing the first ingredient as beef. Just another day in JS wonderland where nothing makes sense and we're all pretending it's fine.

Impossible Request

Impossible Request
That moment when you innocently order Nan bread and trigger a programmer's existential crisis. In JavaScript and many other languages, NaN stands for "Not a Number" - it's literally impossible to serve. The waiter's face is the universal debug expression we all make when someone asks us to handle undefined behavior. Just another day of type errors spilling into the real world.