The Debugger Button Is Right There

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The Debugger Button Is Right There

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of us developers choosing print statements over actual debuggers! 💅 Look, sweetie, we KNOW there's a sophisticated debugger RIGHT THERE with breakpoints and variable inspection and all that fancy jazz. But will we use it? ABSOLUTELY NOT! We'd rather litter our code with 500 print statements like "HERE1", "HERE2", "WHYYYYYY", and "KILL ME NOW" because apparently we're all masochists with PhDs in self-sabotage! And don't even get me started on the rush of dopamine when you find the bug through your chaotic print statement strategy. It's like winning the lottery while simultaneously setting your career on fire! ✨

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