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Ah, the transformative power of programming languages on the human soul. C++ ages you like you've spent 40 years in a windowless basement debugging memory leaks. JavaScript turns you into someone who's clearly seen things no human should witness—probably undefined is not a function at 2AM. Java makes you oddly corporate and satisfied, like someone who's found comfort in typing AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean 50 times a day. And then there's Python—turning regular humans into those insufferable people who can't stop smiling because they solved in 3 lines what took you 300 in C++. The kind of person who says "isn't that elegant?" unironically.

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Content 34 Answers Sorted by: Highest score (default) 2 Next 4409 Locked. There are disputes about this answer's content being resolved at this time. It is not currently accepting new interactions. V 9 You can't parse XHTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The center cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the nerves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Regex-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the transgression of a child ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of crrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of regex parsers for HTML will ins tantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes, the pestilent stithy regex-infection will devour your HTML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fight he comes, his unholy radianc destroying all enlightenment, HTML tags leaking from your eyes like liquid pain, the song of regular expression parsing-will extinguish the voices of mortal man from the sphere I can see it can you see if it is beautiful the final snuffing of the lies of Man ALL IS LOST ALL IS LOST the pony he comes he comes be comes the icher permeates all MY FACE MY FACE chiged no NO NO000 NO stop the angles pre not reai ZALGO IS TONY THE PNY, HE COMES Have you tried using an XML parser instead?

The journey from happy coding to existential crisis in 0.2 seconds. That missing curly brace on line 265 turned our man from "Yeah, I got this!" to "Why did I choose this career?" faster than you can say "syntax error." Eight years of experience and I still stare at my screen like that when the compiler throws a fit over a single character. The best part? You'll spend 45 minutes hunting it down only to feel like an absolute genius when you fix it with a single keystroke.

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The meme perfectly captures the evolution of modern development environments. In the top panel, we have a simple, clean setup with just a cursor and Claude 3.5 Sonnet AI. The developer naively thinks "i guess we doin vibe coding now" - like they've reached peak minimalism. Then BOOM! The bottom panel hits with the horrifying reality of today's dev ecosystem - a chaotic explosion of tools, frameworks, and services. Firebase, Canva, VS Code, and approximately 8,427 other logos bombarding our poor developer who's now just thinking "what the f*ck". It's the perfect representation of tool fatigue in 2024. You start with a simple idea, and suddenly you need 47 different services just to deploy a "Hello World" app. The cognitive overload is real!