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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal struggle of every data scientist who's ever been handed a Word document and told to "just extract the data" from it! 💀 The bell curve of intelligence is BRUTALLY accurate here. The average schmucks (34% on each side) are blissfully declaring "Word files can't be read by a machine" while the absolute geniuses at both extremes (0.1%!) know the dark arts of table parsing. Meanwhile, every data engineer is in the corner having a nervous breakdown because Karen from marketing just sent over CRITICAL BUSINESS DATA as a beautifully formatted Word table with merged cells. THE HORROR!

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The double meaning hits harder than a memory leak at 3 AM. You want fancy RGB RAM with rainbow lighting that'll make your build look like a unicorn exploded? Cool, that'll cost you more than a literal RAM truck. The irony is delicious: in 2021, you couldn't afford a Dodge RAM because of chip shortages. In 2025, you still can't afford RAM, but now it's the computer kind because GPU and memory prices have gone absolutely feral. At least the truck gets you places. Your DDR5 just gets you slightly faster compile times and the privilege of telling people at parties that you have 128GB of RAM.

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