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We've gone from "npm install takes 5 minutes" to "npm install takes 5 minutes plus a commercial break." The dystopian future where even your package manager is monetized with unskippable ads before you can download your 47 dependencies for a hello world app.
Imagine sitting there, desperately needing to install Express, but first you gotta watch ads for NordVPN, Raid Shadow Legends, and probably another JavaScript framework that'll be deprecated by next Tuesday. The character's dead-inside expression? That's every developer in 2030 realizing they need to subscribe to "npm Premium" just to skip ads on lodash.
At least we'll finally have time to read the package documentation while waiting. Oh wait, who are we kidding—nobody reads those anyway.
