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The Horizontal Scrolling Challenge

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1 year ago 418,948 views 0 shares

The Horizontal Scrolling Challenge

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Ah, the classic FizzBuzz implementation where the real challenge isn't the algorithm—it's figuring out how many semicolons to put before each line. Apparently this developer believes code readability improves proportionally with the distance your eyes have to travel from left to right. The function works perfectly if you're billing by horizontal screen space used. Bonus points for the emoji title that suggests the creator is actually proud of this monstrosity.

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