The Horizontal Scrolling Challenge

The bell curve of developer intelligence strikes again! On both ends of the IQ spectrum, you've got the enlightened ones chanting "Everything is CRUD" with peaceful smiles. Meanwhile, the poor souls in the middle are sweating bullets about "complex architectures and states" while their hair falls out. It's the perfect representation of how programming wisdom comes full circle. Beginners think everything is just Create, Read, Update, Delete. Then you "evolve" into overengineering everything with state machines and microservices. Finally, after years of maintenance hell, you reach nirvana: "Wait, this all could've been a simple CRUD app." The true galaxy brains know that 90% of software is just moving data around in fancy costumes.

Content Frontend developers when a new framework come out

Content I don't get why Javascript gets such a bad rap: You take a whatever and put that as an argument into a function that could also be an object, and then you transform that whatever into a whatever that another function, or whatever, will be able to render to the user. Easy peasy.

Content Your Qualifications: 7 years of experience building services with .NET Core Understanding of microservice architectures Hands-on experience with modern JavaScript frameworks, such as Angular or React Expert knowledge of SQL and understanding of database principles Experience with Kafka or other messaging systems, cloud services, Docker, andor Kubernetes preferred Interpersonal skills and the ability to present to team members in a clear, articulate manner

Ah, the browser engine family portrait! Two fierce, intimidating dragons (Chromium and Gecko) looking ready to burn your CPU to ashes, and then there's Apple's WebKit... the derpy cousin with its tongue hanging out who still can't figure out how to implement basic web standards from 2015. Frontend developers have nightmares about Safari the same way they used to about IE. "But it works in EVERY browser!" *tests in Safari* "...except that one." Nothing says "I hate web developers" quite like forcing your proprietary browser engine on the entire iOS ecosystem while it struggles with features Chrome and Firefox implemented during the Obama administration. The circle of life: Internet Explorer dies, Safari steps up to become the new browser that makes developers question their career choices.

Content Release exe executable script 18 Open garrison-stauffer opened this issue 17 hours ago 0 comments garrison-stauffer commented 17 hours ago It has come to my attention that some people attempting to use this repo are foreign to using Javascript or Github. Some people don't care too much about the code. They just want to download this amazing script and use it to see if their SSN was leaked. They might not understand why there's code, but would appreciate if a EXE file was made and was simply handed to them. The dedicated maintainer might expect everyone to be developers that understands code or github. Well, some are not and they don't understand it. They only know to download and install applications. So what's the solution? Make an EXE file and give it to them. Again, thanks to the dedicated maintainer! ProdrammerHumor io