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The Horizontal Scrolling Challenge

indentation Bad practices Code style Whitespace Code horror Readability Formatting Interview questions Fizzbuzz

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1 year ago 436,747 views 0 shares

The Horizontal Scrolling Challenge

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Ah, the classic FizzBuzz implementation where the real challenge isn't the algorithm—it's figuring out how many semicolons to put before each line. Apparently this developer believes code readability improves proportionally with the distance your eyes have to travel from left to right. The function works perfectly if you're billing by horizontal screen space used. Bonus points for the emoji title that suggests the creator is actually proud of this monstrosity.

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