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Content When you get fired because the project you were working on is complete. But gets rehired because the project has too many bugs.

The uncanny parallel between gambling addiction and our newfound AI dependency is frighteningly accurate . On the left: traditional gambling. On the right: the modern developer's slot machine—AI prompting. Both promising quick riches while delivering mostly disappointment. The self-delusion is identical. "One more spin" becomes "one more prompt." The house always wins, but in coding, it's your cursor (and the AI companies collecting your prompts). My favorite part? That moment of clarity when you realize you've spent 3 hours prompt-engineering something you could've coded in 20 minutes. It's like waking up in Vegas with empty pockets and a newfound appreciation for your day job.

When medical emergencies meet computer science, you get pure comedy. The CS doctor's first instinct? Write code to fix the problem! But wait—no admin privileges? Classic. Nothing says "I'm technically skilled but practically useless" quite like trying to heal someone with object-oriented programming while forgetting you need root access to modify vital signs. Next time you see someone clutching their chest, remember: sudo apt-get install medical-degree isn't a real solution.

Content Client: And there are no errors when opening the site in Internet Explorer? Developer: Absolutely no errors. We implemented a special system so as Internet Explorer will not destroy the website! We do not support Internet Explorer. Get a better browser

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Content Filipe Fortes fortes Follow Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer. 6:57 PM - 9 Nov 2013 V 9,489 Retweets 6,320 Likes 280 17 9.5K 6.3K