The Node_Modules Backpacking Adventure

node npm dependencies Bloat node_modules Package management Modern development

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7 months ago 329,732 views 0 shares

The Node_Modules Backpacking Adventure

javascript-memes, node-memes, npm-memes, dependencies-memes, webdev-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The eternal struggle of modern web development: Your actual app code is a measly 300kb, but somehow you're lugging around 12GB of node_modules like some kind of digital pack mule. Nothing says "efficient coding" like needing 40,000x more space for dependencies than your actual product. And we wonder why our laptops sound like they're preparing for takeoff every time we run npm install.

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