The Last Blissful Moments Before JavaScript

Content Google O do i need to learn java before javaser X All Videos News Maps Images Books You do not need to know Java to learn JavaScript. Despite their names, the two languages have very little in common and are used for completely different areas of development. You can learn either language first but learning Java is not a prerequisite to picking up JavaScript. Sep 25, 2021 https:developerpitstop.com shoul... Should you learn Java or JavaScript first? Developer Pitstop About featured snippets ! Feedback ProarammerHumor.io

OMG THE HORROR! You mean to tell me that after years of learning fancy loops like while, for, do, and forEach, it was all just disguised goto statements the whole time?! 😱 The BETRAYAL! The DECEPTION! Our entire programming education has been one massive conspiracy theory! Next you'll tell me that object-oriented programming is just spicy procedural code and I will absolutely LOSE IT. My entire coding identity is SHATTERED. *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

Content Kevin Kenny 6 days ago 'Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.' - J. Zawinski 492 E 32 32 replies Vasilis Giotsas 4 days ago A wise man once said: "The plural of regex is regrets" 30 a 2 2 replies

Congratulations! You've just spent 3 hours adding a hover effect to a button and now you're staring into the void like SpongeBob, questioning your life choices. That sweet dopamine hit from making a tiny UI element slightly fancier is all you need to convince yourself you've accomplished something today. Time to call it quits and tell the project manager you've "completed all assigned tasks" while conveniently forgetting about those 47 other tickets in your backlog.

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Looks like someone forgot to handle their price exceptions in production. That electronic shelf label is just screaming "null null" where a price should be - the digital equivalent of a store clerk throwing their hands up and saying "I have no freaking idea what this costs anymore." Even the database is feeling the economic crisis. Can't afford to store actual values these days, just pointers to nothing. Somewhere a backend developer is getting a frantic call while pretending they didn't see the Slack notification.