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Content Education Industrial Complex: you need to learn math Me who can import math in one line of python: import math import csv Load CSV data filename "catvomitdata.cv" ItFactor time 1 with open(filename, "r") as file: reader csv. reader (file) headers next (reader) Store the headers fol for row in reader: if row 0 0: ItFactor.append (math. atan2 (row 3, row 7) row 2) time.append (row1) elif row0 0: ItFactor.append (-math. atan2 (row 3, row7) row 21) time. append (row1) else: print ("ERROR IN VOMIT SENSOR!! HAVE TONY REPLACE BATT Plot results for Vet who says this isn't an emergency plt.figure() plt.scatter (time, Itfactor) plt.title('Sick Cat Emergency Vomit Viscosity Off!') plt.xlabel( 'Time',fontsize FS) pit.ylabel( "Hemmelmans (L)') plt. show()

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OH. MY. GOD. The tech workplace is literally a psychological horror film! 😱 This grid of workplace perceptions is the ULTIMATE expose on why we all need therapy! Developers see designers as drooling babies, while designers see developers as mindless monkeys! Project managers think EVERYONE is either a corporate slave or a villain from a Bond movie! And don't even get me STARTED on how QA sees everyone - pure CHAOS and NIGHTMARES! Meanwhile, sysadmins are over there being perceived as either gods or psychopaths depending on who you ask! The absolute SAVAGERY of this workplace dynamics chart is why we can never have nice things in tech. We're all just judging each other while the servers burn! 🔥

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The classic "monkey puppet" meme perfectly captures the thousand-yard stare of veteran programmers when someone claims "you don't need to be a programmer to write software." That statement might sound innocent to the uninitiated, but anyone who survived Visual Basic, FrontPage, and Dreamweaver in the 90s knows the horror that follows. Sure, drag-and-drop interfaces made software "accessible" – right until you had to debug the absolute nightmare of auto-generated code that looked like it was written by a caffeinated toddler with a keyboard. The right panel showing ancient UI builder software is giving me flashbacks I didn't consent to.