Some Years Later...

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Some Years Later...

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The evolution of a programmer's mindset is painfully real here. In Year 0, we're all showing off with those magnificent one-liners that chain 17 functions together with lambdas nested 5 levels deep. "Look how much I can do in one line! I am a coding wizard!" Then comes Year X, after spending countless hours debugging our own "clever" code at 3 AM while questioning our career choices. Suddenly readability trumps brevity, and we're writing comments that practically narrate the code like an audiobook. The character's expression shift from smug satisfaction to weary wisdom is the chef's kiss of this entire developer growth arc.

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