Some Years Later...

Content ARE YA WINNING, SON?

Content THE ADVERTISEMENT BE LIKE EARN YOUR DEGREE IN CYBER SECURITY THE JOB

When your backend expects True but your frontend sends true and now you're staring at error logs for 3 hours wondering why your public registration feature is broken. The special circle of developer hell where case sensitivity ruins your day and the documentation explicitly warns you but your brain still refuses to see it. Just another Tuesday.

Content I hate this job and I hate mylife WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEE never mind misspelled a Variable SourceMeridian

Content According to quantum theory, every possible universe exists, so there is a universe where the array is already sorted. We can make use of this by destroying every universe where this is not the case. Efficiency: O(n) def is sorted(array): for i in range(len (array) -1) : if arrayi arrayi1: return False return True def quantumbogo sort (array) : if is sorted(array): return array else: destroy universe() This is left as an exercise to the reader

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of spending 8+ years becoming a literal DOCTOR OF PHILOSOPHY only to end up pushing pixels 3 pixels to the left! 😱 Those faces say it all - the existential crisis of realizing your dissertation on quantum computing algorithms or advanced mathematical theories has prepared you for the EARTH-SHATTERING responsibility of... making sure a button doesn't look wonky on mobile. The academic-to-corporate pipeline is basically a fancy water slide that dumps you into a kiddie pool of CSS tweaks. Your brilliant mind reduced to arguing about whether something should be #e6e6e6 or #f0f0f0. The HORROR!