The 12-Hour JavaScript Tutorial Reality Check

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So JShell (Java's REPL) does 1 + "1" and gets "11" , while Node.js does the same thing and... also gets "11" . The family resemblance is uncanny. Turns out when you mix numbers and strings with the + operator, both languages just shrug and go "guess we're doing string concatenation now." Java converts that integer to a string faster than a junior dev can say "type coercion." The real joke? After decades of Java devs dunking on JavaScript for its weird type coercion, they're doing the exact same thing. At least JavaScript has the excuse of being designed in 10 days. What's Java's excuse? 🤔

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Ah, the modern JavaScript ecosystem in a nutshell. Need to optimize your project? Just delete half of it randomly! The beauty of Thanos.js is that it solves the bloated node_modules problem with the same elegant solution Thanos had for universe overpopulation. Perfectly balanced, as all git repositories should be. The real joke is that for a split second, some developers probably thought "hmm, that might actually work better than the 47 dependencies I'm currently using to center a div."

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