The 12-Hour JavaScript Tutorial Reality Check

Ah yes, the "security through simplicity" approach. Why bother with REST constraints, data validation, or SQL injection protection when you can just let users execute raw queries directly against your production database? Nothing says "I trust the internet" like exposing your entire database through a single endpoint. The best part? When your company inevitably gets hacked, you can just blame it on "those pesky hackers" instead of your API that's basically a neon sign saying "DROP TABLES HERE". Bonus points for hardcoding credentials in your source code. Because who needs environment variables when you can just commit passwords directly to GitHub?

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Two hooded figures from Planet of the Apes smugly declaring "Ah, victory" while your IDE lights up like a Christmas tree with warnings about unused imports. Meanwhile, you're frantically commenting out code you'll need next week because the linter won't shut up and the build pipeline is failing. Sure, the codebase looks cleaner, but we all know you're just going to re-import everything in three days when requirements change again.

The race starts with programming languages competing like normal sea creatures. C is the speedy crab, Python's the squid, Java's the slow squid, and JavaScript's the spiky pufferfish just trying to keep up. But halfway through, everything goes to hell. The race transforms into runtime errors that completely derail your code. Segmentation Fault takes the lead (classic C behavior), followed by Python's IndentationError (forgot a space, did we?), Java's NullPointerException (as reliable as death and taxes), and JavaScript's "NPM install..." which is still running since you started the race. And that, friends, is why we call them race conditions. Your code runs fine until it suddenly doesn't, and the winner is always the error you least expected.

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