The 12-Hour JavaScript Tutorial Reality Check

Content Becca Bailey beccaliz To the ikea developer who is desperately debugging the shopping cart in production, I salute you. We're all having a hard time this week. W Rd O Elements Console Sources Performance Memory top o Filter Application Default levels Security AdBlock Failed to load resource: net: :ERRBLOCKEDBYCLIENT CC 28 Express Delivery MW Decoupling feature Origin Co-existence Delivery API fix 1.0 Promotion code CD A cookie associated with a cross-site resource at ALs was set without the "Samesite attribute. A future release of 'Secure. You can review cookies in developer tools under ApplicationStorageCookies 1 am on shopping cart now "Ikeaid: "SPR, 69247594", "count: 1", "name": "BJRKSNS", "formattedpurchase price": "489.00") 69247594 "Ikeaid": "ART, 10379303", "count": "1, "name"; "HEMNES", "formattedpurchaseprice": 199.08") 10379303 helloword Uncaught SyntaxError: Unexpected token '7? Uncaught Error: cannot call methods on button prior to initialization; attempted to call method 'disable' Function.error (query-1.8.2.min.1s:2) at HIMLDIvE lement, anonymous (guery-mobile-1.2.1.min. j5:295) at Function.each (jauery-1.8.2.min. is:2 at init.each (query-1.8.2.min. 1s:2) 8:43 20 Mar 20 Twitter Web App 2,398 Retweets 11.7K Likes ProdrammerHumor.io

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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of this burn! 🔥 Full-stack developers are basically the theater kids of programming who proudly announce they can do EVERYTHING while secretly being mediocre at EVERYTHING. It's like claiming you're bilingual because you can say "hello" and "bathroom" in seven languages. The jack of all trades, master of absolutely none! That resume might say "full-stack" but what it really means is "I've watched tutorials for both React AND MongoDB." Diversifying your incompetence isn't a skill, honey!

The modern developer's nightmare spelled out in logos - RETARD : R eact, E xpress, T ailwind, A WS, R edis, D eno. Someone at marketing definitely got fired for not checking the acronym before approving this stack. Imagine the CTO's face during the presentation: "Our revolutionary RETARD stack will disrupt the industry!" *awkward silence* *single cough from the back row* The irony is that individually, these are actually decent technologies. Together? Career suicide in your next standup meeting.

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