The 12-Hour JavaScript Tutorial Reality Check

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The 12-Hour JavaScript Tutorial Reality Check

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When you see "JavaScript Full Course" and get all excited until you notice it's 11 hours and 57 minutes long. That instant transformation from "I'm gonna become a JS ninja today!" to "Maybe I'll just stick with console.log debugging for now..." is painfully real. The classic developer optimism-to-reality pipeline takes exactly 0.2 seconds. And yet we'll still bookmark it, convinced we'll "definitely watch it this weekend."

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