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Content JohnONolan commented on Aug 19, 2016 9 Dunicate of 336 Fixed when caniuse.enabled: false is also set. Still think this a valid bug, though. 5 2 JonnoNolan commented an hour ago edited y Oh god I'm back 2 years later from a Google search which ended in rediscovering this issue which aoparentv wrote mysel Lord have mercy on my soul. lonnoNolan commented an hour asc Dear future John, what is the year 2020 like? Do they have chairs? I'm writing you this message from the year 2018, and properly documenting the fix for this, which I wish I had written down way back in 2016. You probably got a new Mac recently. You probably installed emmet, went to write some CSS, and found emmet scevang nonsensica browser vendor cretixes evervwhere. You probably thovant to yourself "fuck, not this again and spent the last 30 mins furiously googling how to unset this ridiculous oreterence. Acain. Well tuture Jonn. it is. past Jonn. who shall be vour saviour. Here's what to do Open Acom orererences Packages emmet Change the Extensions Path to your project dir, like Sitesemmet inside Sites emret create a new preferences.1son Inside that tile olace the rollowing "ess auto inser VendorPrefixes": rasse, canise. enabled a false Save, and restart Atom Leave a comment on this issue to iterate the number of times this has fucked you over by: 1 Past gonn (a) 10

The dream: spend your day crafting elegant algorithms and solving interesting problems. The reality: waste 6 hours figuring out why your Docker container can't find Node 16.2.3 even though you CLEARLY specified it in your Dockerfile, then realize your .env file has a space after one of the equals signs. Cool cool cool.

Ah yes, the classic "$800,000 bootcamp" that promises to transform you into a software engineer in just 3 months by teaching you *checks notes* approximately 87 programming languages, including some that barely exist anymore. Nothing says "legitimate education" like cramming Fortran, COBOL, and Assembly alongside React and TypeScript into 90 days. The "if you can't find a job you can spit on our faces" guarantee is the cherry on top of this scam sundae. Spoiler alert: The only thing you'll master in 3 months is how to lose $800K faster than a startup with free snacks and ping pong tables.

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JavaScript gets all the love while C, Java, Rust, and others gang up on poor PHP. Then in the shadows, we find the true outcasts: another PHP developer and the mythical Monkey C programmer, sweating nervously because nobody even remembers they exist. The programming language hierarchy in one comic! JavaScript strutting around like it owns the web (it kinda does), while PHP gets bullied despite powering like 80% of the internet. And Monkey C? That's the language you put on your resume when you're hoping the interviewer is too embarrassed to admit they've never heard of it.

The eternal duality of a developer's skillset captured in one perfect image. Your backend code is a magnificent mansion with spiral staircases and chandeliers—elegant architecture, optimized algorithms, and beautiful design patterns that would make senior engineers weep tears of joy. Meanwhile, your frontend is literally a haunted house that should be condemned—CSS held together with duct tape, buttons that mysteriously shift 2px when you're not looking, and a responsive design that only responds with "please kill me." The best part? We all pretend this is normal. "Yeah, just ignore that UI glitch in Safari—it's a feature!"