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Parents buying programming books for babies while poor Toby's already driven to alcoholism at age 3. When your parents force-feed you C++, HTML, CSS, and JavaScript before you can even form complete sentences, your career path is pretty much decided. That kid's thousand-yard stare says it all - he's already debugging nested callbacks in his sippy cup. The modern tech parenting approach: skip the alphabet books and go straight to syntax errors. No wonder he's hitting the bottle early - he probably dreams in segmentation faults.

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Content Why do many people choose computer science as a major? Terry Lambert Follow Physicist, Mathematician, Computer scientist Dec 3 A lot of them do it because they think they will get a big payday, work 9-5, and be able to buy a jetski and a trophy spouse, a dog, and 2.5 kids. These people generally fail to get their payday. For others, it's a driving compulsion to be "god over the little box under the desk" These people can be moderately successful, but they tend to be just as obsessive in other parts of their life, and so they self-sabotage. And other people do it because "it's their calling", and the have the proper attributes, like a very large short term memory, a knack for problem solving, a knack for seeing things as a system built up from discrete components, are good with languages, particularly punning, such that computer languages come easy to them. These aren't all the attributes, but these people tend to be highly successful. 74.9K views View 280 upvotes View 1 share Answer requested by Roeen