Showing Off My Massive Node Modules

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Showing Off My Massive Node Modules

javascript-memes, node_modules-memes, npm-memes, dependencies-memes, frontend-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The seductive whisper of "come under the blankets, I have something to show you" takes a hilarious turn when instead of anything romantic, it's just a developer proudly displaying their bloated node_modules folder with 113,652 items taking up 120GB of precious disk space. Nothing says "I'm a JavaScript developer" quite like needing an entire hard drive just to import left-pad. The modern equivalent of "I swear this never happened before" is explaining to your PM why installing a simple date picker requires downloading half the internet.

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