Showing Off My Massive Node Modules

Ah, the classic JavaScript ecosystem paranoia. For the uninitiated, Shai Hulud 3 is referencing the giant sandworms from Dune that devour everything in their path—much like how npm packages sometimes go rogue and wreak havoc on your system. When your trust in the npm ecosystem has been shattered by one too many packages trying to mine crypto on your machine or accidentally nuking your files, you start getting creative with your defensive strategies. Creating a fake package with automation tokens is basically putting a scarecrow in your code garden—technically unnecessary but oddly comforting. It's the digital equivalent of putting a "Beware of Dog" sign when you don't even own a goldfish. Pure survival instinct after seven years of JavaScript framework PTSD.

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That feeling when you realize your production server is granting admin access to literally everyone because you used = (assignment) instead of == (comparison) in your if statement. Fun fact: This single character mistake is why some senior devs wake up in cold sweats at 2AM. The code if (user = admin) doesn't check if user equals admin - it assigns admin to user, then evaluates to true because admin is truthy. Congrats, you just made everyone a superuser!

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The code snippet reveals the dark truth behind those annoying cookie consent popups. Whether you click "Accept" or "Reject," the outcome is essentially identical—you're getting tracked either way! It's the digital equivalent of asking "Would you like me to spy on you?" and when you say "no," responding with "Cool, I'll spy on you discreetly instead." Privacy theater at its finest! The function names don't even try to hide it. At least they're honest in their dishonesty. Somewhere, a privacy advocate is having a nervous breakdown while a marketing exec is giving this code a standing ovation.