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Ah yes, the classic "I'm a computer programmer" resume padding. Notice how it's strategically placed at #5 on the career ladder, right between "Stock Room" and "Police Officer" – as if writing console.log("Hello World") once in a bootcamp somehow qualifies as a career milestone. The true programmer's path involves thousands of Stack Overflow visits and existential crises over semicolons, not a brief stopover between inventory management and law enforcement. This is the tech equivalent of claiming you're a chef because you once made toast.

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Nothing quite captures the soul-crushing despair of a Vibe coder like when those sweet, sweet token rates get throttled. One minute you're burning through GPT-4 calls like they're free candy, the next you're staring at rate limits and calculating if that API request is really worth it. The forced smile hides the pain of watching your AI models crawl while your deadlines don't. Remember when we thought AI would make our jobs easier? Hilarious.

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Content Brian Kendig 9:56 AM HALLO How are y'all this morning? 9:58 AM Always wondering what day of the week it is. Brian Kendig 10:03 AM func whatDayIsToday() - String return "Tuesday" There, you can use that. 10:03 AM it fails 67 of the time Brian Kendig 10:03 AM I tried it several times this morning and it worked every time