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The tech industry's greatest magic trick: turning whiteboard algorithms into a career of Stack Overflow searches. That tiny blue bar represents the actual skills you'll use daily—git, debugging, and asking good questions. Meanwhile, that towering red bar is all the obscure sorting algorithms and binary tree inversions you crammed for, only to spend your actual job googling "how to center div" for the 47th time. The real skill? Surviving the technical hazing ritual we call "the interview process" while pretending those skills will totally transfer to your day job.

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Remember when we actually had to write efficient code? Now we just throw more RAM at the problem and call it a day. The meme perfectly captures how game development evolved from "let's squeeze every bit of performance from this hardware" to "eh, just buy a better graphics card." Why optimize your code when you can make your users optimize their bank accounts instead?

Look at these monkeys banging away at keyboards while the suits stand there thinking they've found the secret to software success! ABSOLUTE MADNESS! The infinite monkey theorem meets Silicon Valley's desperate search for the next unicorn. Just throw enough primates at a problem and SURELY one of them will accidentally code the next Facebook! Because that's TOTALLY how programming works! Meanwhile, venture capitalists are ready to throw billions at whatever gibberish compiles first. The modern tech industry in its purest form!

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