JavaScript's Equality: A Horror Story

When your girlfriend questions her position in your life, just tell her she's at index [1] in your array of interests. She'll think she's second place, but little does she know arrays start at 0, making her actually second-to-last in your priority list. Genius level relationship deception using computer science! The real question is what's at index [0]? Probably debugging that recursive function that's been keeping you up for three nights straight.

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Ah yes, the classic "market correction" we've all been waiting for. Nothing says "your decade of experience and six-figure student loans were worth it" quite like being offered McDonald's wages for senior developer positions. That smug cartoon dog sipping his drink represents every offshore recruiter who thinks your expertise in building scalable distributed systems is worth approximately one Starbucks latte per hour. The best part? It's a promoted post—someone actually paid money to advertise this absurdity. Welcome to 2023, where your GitHub contributions are worth less than the electricity it took to push them.

Ah, the duality of Firefox users. Some folks are out here fighting the good fight against Manifest V3 (Google's API changes that cripple ad blockers), while others just picked their browser because of the adorable red panda logo. Nothing says "I have my priorities straight" like choosing your web security tools based on cute animal mascots. The Chrome users are probably too busy watching their RAM slowly die to notice anyway.

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