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Ever wondered how modern AI was built? Just picture a desperate developer with a thousand-mile stare chaining together an ungodly number of else if statements like some deranged code wizard. The meme brilliantly captures that moment when your conditional logic has spiraled so far out of control that you're just shouting more conditions into the void. It's the programming equivalent of throwing spaghetti at the wall, except the spaghetti is else if statements and the wall is a deadline that passed three days ago.

Content YAskReddit US-Eleni 12h After you die, you get access to a database with all the information ever known or collected throughout human history. What do you search for first? Discussion 4.5k I 2.0k Share ? BEST COMMENTS Nicoletree 11h 1 Award Find out what database software they use, how much data they have, and begin looking at the table structure and relationships. 4) Reply 1.4k J jeremv1015 6h Plot twist: It's Mongo and the entirety of human history is stored in a single JSON obiect. The top level is a kev called "events" and the value is an unsorted arrav. 4 217 JuniorSeniorTrainee 3h Turns out god is a really nervous DB admin waiting for the inevitable. All the Apocalypse stuff in the Bible was actuallv iust a misunderstanding of him saying "Guvs vou don't get it, I literally built this shit in seven davs when I probablv should've spent vears on it. But management was pressuring me to deliver in seven davs so I had to hack together this garbage and it will definitely break anv minute now. 1 159 Ar4n 2h Mistranslation in the Bible. On the 7th day he tested.

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The perfect fusion of React hooks and nuclear physics! The top panel shows our cool developer initializing a state with useState(0) - calm, collected, sunglasses on. But the bottom panel reveals what happens next: useEffect incrementing that counter and BOOM - nuclear chain reaction begins! Just like in a reactor, one small state change triggers an endless loop of updates, causing your app to melt down faster than Chernobyl. This is why senior devs sweat profusely when junior devs forget dependency arrays. Pure computational fission!