Fair Enough (AI Will Fix It)

When your code requires so many dependencies that even your power strip needs a power strip. This monstrosity with "66 AC outlets" is basically npm install visualized in hardware form. Perfect for that developer who thinks "yeah, I'll just add one more library" 47 times in a row. Your electricity bill will crash faster than an electron app with a memory leak.

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Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of this programmer! 💅 When asked to name every computer ever (the ultimate "prove you're an engineer" challenge), this absolute GENIUS just wrote a for loop to rename them ALL to 'ever' instead! It's like being asked to name all 50 states and responding "I hereby christen them all 'Bob'." The sheer MALICIOUS COMPLIANCE is sending me to another dimension! This is what happens when you challenge a programmer to do something impossible - they'll find the most technically correct yet utterly useless solution possible. Engineers don't memorize lists, honey - they AUTOMATE their way out of your ridiculous gatekeeping! *hair flip*

Ah yes, the annual ritual of updating the copyright year—the one task that makes you feel like you've actually accomplished something in January. Four whole keystrokes of productivity! Sure, you haven't fixed that memory leak or refactored that spaghetti code, but dammit, the footer is legally compliant now. Some devs even automate it with new Date().getFullYear() but that would rob them of this profound sense of achievement. Nothing says "I'm contributing to the codebase" quite like changing a single digit while ignoring the 147 open tickets in Jira.

The eternal struggle of the underpaid code monkey, summed up in a dad joke that's so bad it's good. It's a pun on "arrays" (data structures that store multiple values) and "a raise" (that mythical increase in salary your boss keeps promising). The real tragedy? Most of us would actually stay for a new mechanical keyboard and unlimited snacks in the break room. Our standards are embarrassingly low.