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Content Tiger Abrodi 2nd 1 help you master TypeScript 4d Follow TypeScript is NOT a programming language. It's a superset of JavaScript. This can be a surprise if you come from a language like Java. Because TypeScript uses structural typing rather than nominal typing. I dive into all of it in my latest newsletter post. Read here: https:Inkd.inenUuz5gv 8 185 31 comments 5 reposts

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The MYTHICAL PARADISE we've never experienced! A world where JSON actually allows comments?! The AUDACITY of this fantasy! Developers everywhere are SOBBING at the mere thought of being able to document their JSON without resorting to ridiculous workarounds or separate documentation files. The dolphins are jumping for joy because they're the only creatures blessed enough to live in this imaginary utopia where you don't have to strip comments before parsing or explain to your coworkers why their perfectly reasonable // explanation broke the entire application. Pure. Fictional. Bliss.

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