Simulate Loading

Sleep Loading Fake progress Development shortcuts Lazy-coding performance User experience Sprint tricks Technical debt

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Simulate Loading

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The dirty secret of app development: that fancy loading animation? Just Thread.sleep(5000) because the PM insisted on "showing progress." The client thinks we're doing complex calculations while the server's basically taking a nap. Sure, I could optimize the database query, but why bother when I can just shorten the artificial delay and look like a hero at the next sprint review?

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