Simulate Loading

performance Technical debt User experience Lazy-coding Loading Sleep Development shortcuts Fake progress Sprint tricks

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Simulate Loading

sleep-memes, loading-memes, fake-progress-memes, development-shortcuts-memes, lazy-coding-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The dirty secret of app development: that fancy loading animation? Just Thread.sleep(5000) because the PM insisted on "showing progress." The client thinks we're doing complex calculations while the server's basically taking a nap. Sure, I could optimize the database query, but why bother when I can just shorten the artificial delay and look like a hero at the next sprint review?

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