Everytime When I Use ESLint

That magical moment when you run ESLint hoping to fix your code, only to discover it's playing multiplayer instead of single-player mode. You start with 10 errors, hit that glorious "Fix All" button with the confidence of someone who's never been betrayed by technology, and suddenly you're the proud owner of 20 errors. It's like watching your technical debt compound interest in real-time. Six years of professional development experience and I still fall for this every damn time. The only thing more reliable than ESLint breaking your code is your PM asking "how hard could it be to add this small feature?"