The Evolution Of JavaScript Promises

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The Evolution Of JavaScript Promises

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JavaScript developers evolving their Promise syntax like it's Pokémon. First there was .convertToPromise() which nobody remembers using. Then came .makePromise(), the awkward teenage phase. But .promisify()? That's the good stuff that makes developers bare their teeth in that special "I finally found the right utility function after 3 hours of Stack Overflow" grin.

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