Vet Programmer

Content Python is the easier language to learn. No brackets, no main. You get errors for writing an extra space

THE ABSOLUTE DRAMA of troubleshooting graphics issues! 💀 That moment when you've checked EVERYTHING else and the horrifying realization dawns on you that it's the DRIVERS. The drivers are ALWAYS the culprit! It's like being a detective in a murder mystery where the butler did it... again! And yet we spend 3 hours checking game files, reinstalling, sacrificing a mechanical keyboard to the PC gods, only to discover what we knew deep in our traumatized developer souls all along. The cursed NVIDIA/AMD update strikes again! The House reference is just *chef's kiss* perfect because diagnosing PC problems requires the same level of medical genius minus the Vicodin addiction (though after 5 hours of debugging, I'm not ruling it out).

That smug look of superiority when your code compiles and runs perfectly on the first attempt. It's like hitting a hole-in-one while blindfolded — so statistically improbable that you start questioning reality itself. Your colleagues think you're a wizard, but deep down you know you've just used up all your luck for the year and tomorrow you'll spend six hours debugging a missing semicolon. Savor this moment of godlike power before the universe balances itself and your next PR becomes a dumpster fire of merge conflicts.

Game development expectation: Write elegant functions, see beautiful graphics. Game development reality: Scream in terror as your console spits out "Thing 1 happened" with zero context about what crashed your entire project at 3AM. The top panel shows the dream - neatly organized functions ready to execute. The bottom panel reveals the nightmare - Godot Engine running on a high-end RTX 4060 GPU, yet still only managing to tell you "Thing 1 happened" before your character clips through the floor and into the void for the 47th time today.

Content Applying to jobs that use programming languages you don't know Watching a youtube 8 hr crash course video on a language you dont know, for an interview you somehow got, and still not knowing the language

THE SHEER TERROR of opening that ancient, dusty codebase file that hasn't been touched since the Obama administration! You're basically an archaeological explorer entering a cursed tomb where the previous developer left ZERO comments and used variable names like 'x', 'temp', and 'doTheThing'. The darkness beckons as you scroll through 2000 lines of spaghetti code that somehow powers your entire company's billing system. Touch one line and the whole application CRUMBLES INTO DUST! But sure, your manager wants "just a small change" by tomorrow morning. GOOD LUCK, INDIANA JONES!