Vet Programmer

The real punchline here isn't about actual drugs—it's about the soul-crushing journey from bright-eyed CS graduate to battle-worn developer. That 4.0 GPA means nothing when you're three sprints behind, surviving on caffeine, and debugging legacy code written by someone who clearly hated humanity. The transformation isn't from success to failure—it's from naïve optimism to the thousand-yard stare of someone who's seen one too many production outages at 2AM. Graduation vs five years of "we need this hotfix yesterday."

OH. MY. GOD. Who wrote this abomination?! 😱 The function isEven(x) is literally comparing a number to the STRING "even"?! The absolute AUDACITY! Instead of doing basic math like x % 2 == 0 , some chaotic evil developer decided to check if a number equals the word "even"! This is the coding equivalent of using a chainsaw to spread butter. I can't even begin to process the mental gymnastics required to create this monstrosity. And the worst part? Someone, somewhere is probably using this in production RIGHT NOW. 💀

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The meme brilliantly expands on the concept of "C#" (C Sharp) by turning it into a Jujutsu Kaisen anime reference. The code shows a DomainException being caught, which then expands into "Domain Expansion" - a powerful technique in the anime where sorcerers create a pocket dimension to amplify their cursed techniques. It's that perfect intersection of programming pain and weeb culture. When your C# exception handling suddenly turns you into Gojo Satoru, you know your code isn't just breaking - it's transcending dimensions. Next time your application crashes, just yell "DOMAIN EXPANSION" and pretend it was intentional all along.

Nothing quite captures the shock of watching your $1000 GPU melt like a surprised Pikachu face. You bought that fancy RTX card knowing it had "issues," yet somehow expected different results? Classic definition of insanity right there. The real kicker is how we all act surprised when technology with known defects does exactly what everyone warned us about. Next time just set your money on fire directly—at least you'll save on the electricity bill.

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