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Debugging Javascript Programming Python Csharp

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Vet Programmer

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Dad's not a veterinarian—he's a debugger! The kid thinks daddy can fix a hedgehog because "he fixes bugs every day," but plot twist: those animal books are actually programming manuals with cute critters on the covers! Python, C#, JavaScript... turns out the only animals this dev dad knows are the ones living in his code forest. The ultimate dad joke that works on two levels—just like a good inheritance hierarchy!

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